The more I think about it, Iโd have to make Lindell the frontrunner for Trumpโs new Chief of Labor Statistics.
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Finally, a Chief of Labor Statistics who truly understands the art of fluffing the numbers.
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He looks like Paul Bearer on Ozempic
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Don't give the moron any ideas. Please
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Head of NOAA, he could tell how much powders on the ground!
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Loomer in the running
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The picture of him with his two fingers up shows him demonstrating 1+1=250,000.
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Jesus, it fits.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is still out there too.
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Exactly, this guy never lies about numbers. He's as white as the driven snow.
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Lindell is the only one who realizes that Trump has a 1500% approval rating.
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Omg! Please dont give him the idea! ๐คฃ
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The only thing higher than Trumpโs inflation would be him
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Count from Sesame Street might be a good fit.
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We need โBaghdad Bobโ!
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No DUH? ๐คช
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You never hear about that Giuliani guy anymore, do you?
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It has to be someone prepared to tell lies and make things up for God, glory and Trump. The truth is a sack-able offence.
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Oh, Ron, Liddell needs a job. It is perfect for the Trump Chief of Labor.
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He is running out of fox reality tv show host๐ค
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They canโt all be sex offenders๐
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Agree
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Stop that
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Have these laws been overturned by eunuchs in congress or criminals on SCROTUS?
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He could use the job.
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Oh, please, no. Can someone stuff his face into a pillow. Well, not for long, of course!
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Dats a douchbag with a mustache
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Why not Rudy?
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Weโd get fluffy data
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Oh lord ๐ I would not put it past him.
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As much as I love Lindell, I've got to give the edge to Scott Baio.
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I'd have to sleep on that. It's gonna be a fitful night.
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I think thatโs a fair assessment.
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Makes sense. Kennedy already has HHS and Hegseth has DOD so those jobs are out.
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Or Don Jt
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Mr Pillow has enough woes. This guy is my pick.
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MyData
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He's gonna resurrect Art Laffer.
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good thought
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Haha - pillow man ๐
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He could use a job
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Heโd fit right in.
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โCrack Staticianโ
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If he just wants someone to exaggerate numbers, Dr. Ronny is the guy.
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Wasn't he Paul Bearer in the WWF ?
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Jesus, Ron! Stop feeding him ideas!
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For a couple of years, I did economics research at a settlement company, and the BLS was my rod and my staff. It isn't just government policy that will be adversely affected by politicization of the BLS; businesses will, too.
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Yeah but he's terrible at padding?
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This is a perfect bet ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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What job will the pardoned Maxwell get? Youth development?
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Chief of Labor Statistics and Pillow Fluffing
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No one else does accordion fingers like Lindell ๐
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Senate Republicans will vote to confirm. (Collins & Murkowski may be given permission to cast performative no votes as long as JD is there in case of a tie.)
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I'm surprised he is not working with Kennedy.
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Every single republican politician should be questioned publicly about this decision. โWhat is the evidence that the jobs data was โriggedโโ? Let them flounder and lie and weโll put them on trial when this is all over. They donโt have immunity.
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I'd love to see him lose his shit at the first press conference some reporter utters the phrase "lumpy pillows".
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He needs a job, right?
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Not enough interactions with minors
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OMG thatโd be so awesome!
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He certainly needs the paycheck.
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Hope he's better at reading job stats than Chinese interference in voting machines lol
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112% of all Magats agree with you.
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having thought about it there is only one man who can fill this position: Ron Vara. Navarro was right to rely on him in his books - the man is a statistical genius.
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could he be worse than Dr. Oz?
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"But wait, there's more!"
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Lindell will draw his job back in place with a big fat sharpie.
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Isn't it weird to live in this cartoonish landscape? We have a three year old dictator who yells (usually in all CAPS) I'm gonna get someone who will get me what I want! Waaa, waaa, waaa. His shtick is OLD. Why isn't everyone weary? I have a mindful essay page. Check it out. Follow back๐
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Can we make him first in line for lemming watch over the Cliffs of Dover?
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Itโll be someone from Fox Business news.
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And would that really be any surprise?
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What the hell, we're sinking anyway, at least that would be good late night fodder.
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Hand him a crack pipe.
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i donโt know how to respond came across this an hour ago
is it artful sarcasm or could it be truthy
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I hear Boebert is good with jobs.
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He is far too smart for that role. Kid Rock would be a better choice.
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No joke
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Not Maria Bartiromo?
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At some point in the next three years, businesses will start to distrust the numbers coming from the govenment. I wonder if industry will have to consider developing their own statistics program. Some sort of consortium
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Trump doesnโt need a new COLS. Heโll just announce the numbers himself. Up 2600%, down 35% , up 1300% downโฆ FFS
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This one.
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I wish you hadnโt written that
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Photo caption.
Chief of Labor Statistics says 1 + 1 = 2
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DONNIE DIM-WITโS FIRING of the BLS STATISTICIAN is just one more piece of evidence that he is TOO WEAK to deal with reality. He is the arsonist who wants you to believe the fire marshal is lying to you when he tells you your house is on fire.
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He's an expert in kilos and grams.
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Alan Weisselberg! Has the Trump Organization experience cooking books, loyal, Grand Jury tested.
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Holy crap, every time I laugh about a comment like this it ends up coming true...FFS.
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He needs a paycheck badly
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Rumor has it Trumps caddy is in the running for Labor Statistics
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Heโs a very holy man.
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That way they can blame everything on the calculator.
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Iโm surprised Lindell wasnโt even chosen yet TBH.
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Don't give him any more stupid idea's...
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Lindell is a special kind of crazy.
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Not Weisselberg?
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Is Lindell still a coke head?
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The entire Trump cabinet is a junk drawer. Losers across the board.
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Depends on cash available $$$$
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btw..look closely at that pic..the one guy caught laughing, tells you what everyone else in the pic is doing.
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Excellent choice! I was thinking..replacement for Powell, but it appears Vought I mean King Fuck ran into something with abit more backbone than say..Cornell. So thats gonna take some whizz bang outside of the Constitution thinking like Eastman and now Vought provide.Mike never read the constitution
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Lindellโs boxed hair dye is Gingerbread Boy.
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Unfortunately, you have a very strong track record of second guessing Trump's moves...
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He does need to make money to pay for losing all those lawsuits.
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Loomer. She'll tell him anything, ANYTHING.
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From pillows to padding the statistics. Seems like a natural to me.
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If only Epstein was still around - he was a GREAT mathmatics guy! Ghislaine may be available though and she clearly has the brainsโฆ
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Gah
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I mean at least Mike Lindell started a business, if anything I'd argue that makes him overqualified for the position.
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Mike showing us the size of tacoโs sphincter ๐ซฃ
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Iโve found the miscalculation in the jobs numbers, crack jobs werenโt included
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โI just did a rail this long!โ
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That's exactly who I thought of. OMG. The fucking we are getting is just fucking awful.
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Sleep on it.
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I laughed so freakin hard
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If only for entertainment purposes
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Jeezus! Donโt give him any ideas!! Sheesh!
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He could hack his own arm off in the middle of fifth avenue and no one would stop him.
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Itโs highly likely too.
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How about him?
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That dude with the eye patch who shot his own eye out and got a j6 pardon would be good to.
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Nothing surprises me any more.
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He is sycophantic in the extreme, and I still don't understand how you become a millionaire from pillows
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Oh hell, DON'T give him any ideas!
His own are bad enough.
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Religion always comes before money. Unite church with state for Christians
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marco rubio isnt available for one more position?
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Groooooan! ๐
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Watch out....it just might happen. SERIOUSLY.
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Banana republic
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Heโll probably find some strange data patterns in the labor data showing that aliens from the planet Zoroastrian are collecting unemployment benefits.
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Okay. But when are we gonna liberate the maga concentration camps?
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Finally. An honest candidate...๐ตโ๐ซ
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Letโs see โฆ heโs bats**t crazy loyal and heโs totally unqualified for the position. Soooo, he definitely meets trumpโs high bar for the position.
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High reliability low validity
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My Job Numbers
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The Pillow Man might pad the numbers.
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This is Trump. Dahmer Bundy rolled into one.
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It'll be interesting to see if he can make the country go belly up just like his lousy pillow company did.
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Perfect choice clown for clown
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SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!!!
That is NOT funny.
You know very well that every messed up idea like this that makes it into the algorithmโฆ
Dude, cโmon!
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Definitely a strong contender.
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The markets will punish them. Maybe not immediately, but it will. The validity and accuracy of the data is paramount to the health of the economy.
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I'm surprised he hasn't already been appointed to run something
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Sure, now that Emil Bove is otherwise occupied.
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Is this guy not available?
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The glove fits in this administration
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Trumpโs underage spa girls must not be included in these job numbers. Pedo revisions wl be out next month
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Only because Hastert is not available
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That man is demonstrating what he thinks 4 feet looks like.
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Or the war on drugs .... he can hoard the confiscated and overdose alone and broke
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Will we have Lumpy Labor Statistics?
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Very Qualified, bankrupt businessman.
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Shhhh!!! Donโt say that shit out loud!
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Yep. That makes a lot of sense.
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Cooking the books is about to get ramped up.
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Trump's long history of bashing jobs report numbers dates back to 2016 abcnews.go.com/US/trumps-lo...
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Allen Weisselbergโฆ is the likely front runner.
