It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god

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  1. A small tinkling echoes through the door. The piano man rises. “The final fight begins,” he growls. “The tambourine man has arrived.”

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  2. This was a struggle because of the repetitive lyrics.

    In an Uptown did Uptown Girl A hot blood Downtown Man decree While the river of high class toys ran Through presents from uptown boys Down to where my ship comes in

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  3. Once John at the bar was a friend of mine Till ivory keys pierced through his brain He was buddies with Davey, Wire-strained into gravy, While screaming this pleading refrain:

    [wet, bubbling cries for mercy]

    Sing us a song..

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  4. Sing us a song you're the piano man, Now we've got you tied up so tight. You can struggle you know, but we can't let you go. You're gonna scream when we set you alight.

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