Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

15 days ago

From this month's edition of The Onion.

ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

@slappy015.bsky.social

15 days ago

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