humans: HAHAHA A BUFFALO GORED HIS HUNTER TO DEATH! HOPE IT WAS PAINFUL AS HELL FUCK HIM AND HIS FATHERLESS DAUGHTER
also humans: I NEED ALL THE CHEESES AND STEAKS WRAPPED IN BACON!!! PLEASE UNDERSTAND I GET ZERO PLEASURE FROM IT I COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT THEM IF I DON’T EAT THEM I WILL LITERALLY DIE
These people have the humanity and mentality of serial killers. I hope it was slow and painful.