When I arrive at the party
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he was a middle eastern dude who probably looked exactly like Colin Kaepernick
he came to re-warn about stuff like worshipping a golden idol
heβs due again
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Literally gave me this vibe, lmao
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Where did he come from, where did he go, where did he come from Cotton-Eyed Jesus
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An awful lot of people in South America become very confused when they get there.
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Who is he? Ah, well, there's this "is" thing. Who WAS he maybe, but is? No.
Why did he come?
Presumably something to do with a little fun with Mary Magdeline may have had something to do with that.
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Why did he come? It doesn't matter; it's what he brings to the festivities that does.
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Did Trump blow him too?
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Brings to mind Robert Benchley's famous final review of the long-running "Abie's Irish Rose" on Broadway: "Hebrews 13:8"
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Oh, they wouldn't like me.
I got booted off a theology forum one time for "intentional heresy"...
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And more to the pointβ¦.Who bloody invited him?π
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I used to get that at work. π
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A:
- My homie
- Overstimulated
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Makes the Lord sound like a wedding crasher
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On point 2, probably because it's been a while.
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"Ugh, not that bread and wine bullshit again."
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... Cotton Eyed Joe
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Bit like Cotton-Eyed Joe, then
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Where did he come from?
Where did he go?
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"We'll need more wine."
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"Why did he come?", as the actress's friend said about the Bishop.
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γ»Clean up after yourself!
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And while you're at it, how about some proof that Jesus existed - on the same terms? Both are myths.
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This question is asked everywhere I go.
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π€£
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cracks knuckles He came because he was being nailed by several burly Romans.
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Where did he come from? Cotton Eyed Joe.
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Snigger...
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- Who did he come on?
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"How did he get heeeeeerrreee?" "What does he waaaaannnttt?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gi...
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Did he even bring a dish?
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Jesus in Grease 2
Who's that guy? Where did he come from? Who's that guy? Where can I get one?
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"Jesus - Why Did he come?"
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Mama told you not to come...
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#2... over himself like that. It's disgusting.
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I'm going straight to hell but...
"Because Mary Magdeline was really talented" π€£
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In this church, we worship snakes
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He came as a resistance against Roman Colonizers who ended up executing him on the cross anyway before adopting his religious teachings hundreds and hundreds of years later and exploiting it to colonize others.
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