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  1. Trump needed master to tell him he's a good boy. Good boy Donald, now sic em.

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  2. It’s all a game show to them. Trump is a D-list game-show host, and this was his was his “I’d like to call a friend.” He is the weakest link, no whammies.

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  3. The Nobel Prize committee needs to inform Trump that no matter what he does a serial rapist, convicted felon, career criminal, life long fraudster and a president who is detaining thousands of people he has pulled off the street and put in concentration camps will NEVER receive a Nobel Peace Prize.

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  4. Isn't he the guy who wrote on his hand to "show compassion" to Parkland parents? Maybe if he prepared for the meeting instead of crying on social media he would have recognized the man.

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  5. Translation: Folks came in for an intervention that is hurting the family. Dude stepped away to call his abusive pimp who tells him what to do “or else.”

    Got it.

    SmFh

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  6. tRump doesn't think quickly on his swollen feet or even sitting on his a$$. Of course he needed help from his handler Putin!

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  7. Think Godfather II Vegas Fredo’s brothel Sen Geary, Tom Hagen and a dead hooker Now you know what Putin has on Trump with no statute of limitations

    Trump thinks Putin is his buddy Trump is Putin’s indentured slave
    Trump would burn NATO, the US and Ukraine for money & girls

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  8. Every morning, I’m hoping for specific news. I’m so sorry it didn’t happen this morning.

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  9. He needs a narcissistic fuel fix, he’s in a constant state of deflation and extreme flatulence. Pump, pump, pump, squeal, squeal, squeal, hiss, hiss, hiss, fart, fart, fart, shart, plop, flop. Repeat. Sad. LOL.

    ALT: a woman says the smell alone could kill you in a netflix ad
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  10. It’s obvious the trump is very afraid of Putin and doesn’t want to make a mistake.

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  11. Trump: Hey....Mr. Putin, Sir. Do you still have all of those tapes?

    Putin: Da.

    Trump: Okay sir. just checking. By the way...I am doing everything you told me to do, in The Beast

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  12. Um, don’t we have diplomats to do that? It’s literally their job.

    Wait, Big Balls fired them.

    I’m here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your servers and bartenders. 🤡

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  13. Republicans actually went to a voting booth and chose Donald Trump. Unbelievable. But here we are. I keep wondering whether Trump is enjoying more "golden showers" in the White House, or does he save those special moments for visits with his big daddy Putin.

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