May she step on a Lego that she can never find afterward. Every time she gets up in the night to use the bathroom.
Ghost-ly nighttime Lego is a pretty good curse tbh
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I hope she develops cystitis so she has to get up ten times a night to pee and she steps on a legi brick every single time.
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May your socks always be wet is a classic.
May you always face into a strong wind, is another one.
