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  1. Pretty sure I would never give South Park the opportunity to troll me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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    Sometimes, i wanna ask 'god' why he, (she or it), allows poverty, injustice and evil when he, (she or it), could do something about it.

    But i'm afraid he, (she or it), will ask me the same question.

    Dammit.

    (Silly pronouns.)

    #repent

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  3. โ€˜Cause they arenโ€™t serious people.

    I mean the White House media team. South Park guys are epic satirists, I expect nothing less from them. Masters of their craft.

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  4. The problem with Satire is that there is a very low baseline of critical thinking you have to have in order to โ€œgetโ€ it. Case in point, Patrick Bateman.

    You can satirize a moron all you want, all theyโ€™ll see is, โ€œCool, Iโ€™m on TV!โ€

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    So the government says masks are okay now?? Because they sure weren't in support of them when we were dying from Covid.

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  6. What the fuck.

    This might be good. South Park is going to be awesome this year.

    I can feel the fuck you energy coming off of Trey from here.

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  7. There has to be something they can sue them for no? They are essentially using South Park as advertisement and that feels illegal...I know it would be if I did it!

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  8. They think they will get away with this, most criminals do. The nazi's thought they would. Most of them didn't. Most criminals don't get away with it forever. Ka-ka-ka-karma.

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  9. Letโ€™s all stop the dickeater shaming. Thereโ€™s not a dick out there that would object to being a snack.

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  10. All official Twitter pages that are in direct connection to the Trump administration are run by 20-year-old incels who learned all their favorite slurs from 4chan

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  11. How and why...

    When facing a challenge or problem, the most effective starting point is to acknowledge your role and agency in the situation, rather than immediately seeking external solutions ("Dems aren't saving us") or blaming others (election conspiracies).

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  12. Hereโ€™s an idea: apply to work for ICE, get a jobโ€”and then donโ€™t show up. Just keep calling in sick. Imagine if thousands of people were to do this.

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  13. The events of each day lead me to believe more and more that we are, in fact, living in a simulation and whoever is running it got bored and started pushing the disaster button, just like in SimCity

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  14. The people who post for the White House on Twitter must be the friends with the ones who post for Homeland Security.

    A time, times and half a time if I remember correctly, but the interpretation in translation has always been mailable. Also interpretation of visions will always vary.

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  15. โœŠSupport my run to fight Hakeem Jefferies during the June primary for NY-8 Brooklyn!

    WE WILL BREAK THE FUCKING WHEEL! Itโ€™s time that we get PAC money out of politics! Itโ€™s time that WE THE PEOPLE take OUR power back!

    Welcome to the Era of the Zero Tolerance Left!

    Change is Here! Vance B for YOU

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  16. Yesterday they announced a nuclear reactor on the moon. They only strive to make each day dumber than the last.

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  17. Ironic isnโ€™t it? South Park and The Simpsons making a parody of reality. Parents/adults taking offense at the outlandish and crass nature of these shows. Fast forward to now, and thereโ€™s hardly a difference

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  18. This is a test. It's only a test. Had this been a real life situation, you would have been given instructions on what to do and where to go.

    I'm kidding. We're screwed.

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  19. I keep saying humanity all died in 2020 and this is hell. Only explanation that makes sense ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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  20. That's Homeland Security Folks. The worst decision ever coming out of Sept 11 2001. Created to protect us from increased threats.

    They're now the increased threat. I don't think they read their duty order right.

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  21. Cartoon presidency! Have you seen all of those ridiculous AI images of him like a superhero on the .gov site? They don't realize that it goes too far.

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  22. #TACO-Gestapo

    I suspect this is Vanceโ€™s idea of what โ€œthe kids todayโ€ call โ€œrizzโ€

    ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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  23. Well when education is not a priority in your country for say 50 years everyone gets dumber. This is the result.

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  24. you literally can't make this stupid shit up. such a bunch of insecure babies we have "running" our government. calling one of the most in demand tv shows "not relevant in 20 years" shows how either out of touch or scared they are. ~<3

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  25. ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ผ๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šข ๐š˜๐š ๐™ฟ๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐šŒ๐šŽ๐š›๐š—๐šœ ๐š’๐š๐šœ๐šŽ๐š•๐š ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐š ๐šŠ๐š›, ๐™ผ๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šข ๐š˜๐š ๐šƒ๐š›๐šž๐š๐š‘ ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐š•๐š’๐šŽ๐šœ, ๐™ผ๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šข ๐š˜๐š ๐™ป๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š๐šž๐š›๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ผ๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šข ๐š˜๐š ๐™ฟ๐š•๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐šข ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐šœ๐š๐šŠ๐š›๐šŸ๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—.

    ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ๐šœ๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐š๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—๐šœ ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŒ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐šŠ๐š•, ๐š—๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข ๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š– ๐š˜๐š›๐š๐š’๐š—๐šŠ๐š›๐šข ๐š‘๐šข๐š™๐š˜๐šŒ๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐šข: ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐šŽ๐š•๐š’๐š‹๐šŽ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ ๐šŽ๐šก๐šŽ๐š›๐šŒ๐š’๐šœ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š’๐š— ๐š๐š˜๐šž๐š‹๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š”.

    ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š˜๐š›๐š๐šŽ ๐™พ๐š›๐š ๐šŽ๐š•๐š•, ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿบ

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  26. If homeland security is this unprofessional on social media, imagine how they are behind closed doors. What a bunch of jackasses.

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  27. And yet, Pam Bondi is still unaware of ICE agents wearing masks, as she told Congress under oath.

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  28. omg I almost choked on my burrito supreme, I was laughing so hard #eatabagofdicks ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  29. You tell us, didn't you make all of this!?!? How do you not know if this is real life?!? You created real life?!

    I wanna speak with your manager.

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  30. Iโ€™d like to return to a world where having Man-bear-pig burn the town down because Lady Gaga sang the Lichtenstein anthem in the wrong key at a ping pong tournament was patently absurd satire rather than a marked improvement over the current administrationโ€™s policies.

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  31. Not quite, you see, these followers of Donald Trump don't know or don't care about America or the truth. Donald needs a deportation ticket out of America; Russia has one

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  32. Trey and Matt will nevwr understand that sociopaths will always look at their satire as a life goal. They have never understood this and instead pissed on the left for calling this shit out.

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  33. I remember some police cadets, 1999, running around making Cartman voices and saying, "respect mah authoritah!," completely oblivious their own authoritarian personalities were the butt of the joke.

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  34. Every liberal should go full โ€˜undercover idiotโ€™ and infiltrate ICE, DHS, etc. Slowly turn them into drag brunch and Pride dance nonprofits. Then arrest and kick the shit out of every last goon who wiped their boots on the Constitution. Thatโ€™s the long con, baby.

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  35. I've been asking myself this question daily for the past 6+ months. Every day the Trump regime finds new lows. Imagine the state of the country if they're allowed to do that for 4 years.

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  36. I think the ketamine use is widespread and demand they all submit drug tests

    You have now entered the United States of America aka the Twilight Zone Proceed with caution and at your own risk

    Lifeguards Not On Duty

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  37. Someone at Homeland Security thought it was smart to depict South Park-like characters, reminding us to watch South Park tear up Trump again? Wow.

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  38. How is this real life?

    When 77 million of my dipshit fellow Americans decided a dementia-ridden orange pedo insurrectionist 34 count felon fuckstain was preferable to a smart, sane, accomplished, experienced black woman who ran circles around his old, tired ass.

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  39. Wait. I thought the Spite House derided South Park as "irrelevant" and "fourth rate"... so what is this? Self-deprecation? ::eyeroll::

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  40. โ€œMay the Declaration of Independence be to the world what I believe it to be, a signal to arouse men. Calling them to burst from their chains under which monkish ignorance & superstition have persuaded them to bind themselves, & assume the blessings & security of self-government.โ€ Thomas Jefferson

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