Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’ theonion.com/pam-bon...
![WASHINGTON—Casting doubts on the agency’s recently released review of the late financier and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference Wednesday to ask what the Department of Justice was hiding. “The department’s memo claims there was no client list and Epstein died by suicide—that’s very suspicious, don’t you think?” […]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4pqq234yw7fqbddawjo7y35/bafkreid3ctxoznd5ew27ghxg6z2nb5myg2ghkxdcsceolb22ila6y4tm7m@jpeg)
WASHINGTON—Casting doubts on the agency’s recently released review of the late financier and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference Wednesday to ask what the Department of Justice was hiding. “The department’s memo claims there was no client list and Epstein died by suicide—that’s very suspicious, don’t you think?” […]
They want to release Maxwell Epsteins recruiter qnd abuser of children. She was the one the girls were afraid of the most. Trump has been taking million pay off for pardons. We need an investigation into this!
What lies she has
Alot!
Jeffrey Epstein, an American pedophile, financier, and philantropist had a huge network of rich and powerful acquaintances. Some of these were listed in a contact book found in his New York house when...
Trump's biographer has the secrets.
But they are under a magical spell.
They can only be unlocked if a major news agency gives Michael Wolff lots and lots of money!
www.latintimes.com/trump-biogra...
A journalist who has biographed the life of President Donald Trump has revealed that media outlets are avoiding publishing his work detailing the 47th President's friendship with disgraced financier J...
. If this post didn't have the Onion name at the top, " What is the DOJ hiding? .... this would be normal day of wtf did they say today.
In these cases, One gets to experience a cloned episode of Saturday Live (while it's in hiatus). .
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There must be dozens of people who know exactly what and who, happened at Epstein’s island. Cooks, servers, cleaners. Were they all scared into silence? Speak up, even if it’s anonymously!
"What have you got?"
Oh. I was gonna post data... ... then I saw the 🧅
Maybe AI will do 🤪
Pam Bondi is the long lost granddaughter of Ted Bundy.
If there is nothing why aren't they releasing Ghislaine Maxwell? Or will that Trumps next trick....to release her or pardon her.
What a corrupt administration.
If only
The truth.
Epstein Files She's been looking at the Epstein Files You know I've seen her in her Uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all the presents from her Uptown boys. She's got a choice...🤔
Oralè Resisters
Jane Doe v. Donald J.Trump & Jeffrey E.Epstein
Complaint for: ▪️ Rape ▪️ Sexual Misconduct ▪️ Criminal Sexual Acts, ▪️ Sexual Abuse ▪️ Forcible Touching ▪️ Assault ▪️ Battery ▪️ Intentional and reckless Inflection of Emotional Distress, Duress, False Imprisonment, and Defamation
14 victims.
She's protecting a sexual offender, and she knows it.
I had to take a 2nd look to see if this was the Onion
Who would know?
What was Merrick Garland hiding.
The Epstein files. And a few others things.
Well, to start doj is hiding the fact that bubble blondie there is no more fit to be a.g. than Bullwinkle the moose. Start there but the list is rather long...
Hey Bondi! You know what you are?! You're a no good son of a
America has turned into a country confronted with a dystopian nightmare. I wish all decent Americans a lot of strength. You will need it.
Everybody wantin’ to hear about Dirty Laundry…
They're actually missing more than a minute of video bsky.app/profile/shak...
The Deep State keeps telling us that we need to fight against the Deep State, and the only way to defeat the Deep State is by making the leader of the Deep State our dictator for life.
Makes sense, right?
In the UK we love a pantomime. We are all shouting "He'e behind you!"
I reckon they have coupled up! Evil loves evil 😈
Everything
Definitely Tim Robinson vibe here.
It's insane how many times I'm scrolling and see headlines like this and it doesn't occur to me that it's The Onion.
#JeffandDonnie
Atty. General IS NOT TRUMP'S ENFORCER!
tRump is scared of the Epstein files & what's in it. He will do anything to distract & keep Blondi to defend him
TRUTH IS- Magats want 1 name! All others don't matter! Felon 47 could be on every page. The file could be blacked out except it. Magats would rejoice & celebrate pointing to that 1 name
Their charges range from an unwanted touch from behind to aggressive, sudden kissing to fingers groping up their skirt and into their underwear. Donald Trump and his campaign insist all of the stories...
They’re hiding its erection every time he walks past his daughters portrait for one. Tucks it between it’s nasty ass cheeks.
It's a flat circle, this Time thing, I tell you!
The DOJ can't hide anything. We know who Trump is.
Evil, finally defined.
Lol.
lol, everything
Wow, this one isn't even satire anymore.
Elon Musk tweet says Trump in Epstein documents. He already appeared share.google/qQEZgjHPlEhI...
Former neighbors in Palm Beach, Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein knew each other but how well?
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Epstein. Epstein. Epstein
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Please go on @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy and tell us blondie!!!
#EpsteinFiles #Trumpisguilty
Everything you said you had you Arse-likker
we have now reached the point where The Onion is mainstream media because this shit is so insane and all they have to do is report it and it sounds like a former headline from The Onion.
they're not as much hiding , as buying time to change it
Pam and Donnie know
Hillary’s power over the DOJ is unconstitutional
What is Pam hiding?lol
Two sociopaths ☝️☝️
Maybe shes in the files?
Dawn is such a fun time.
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EVERYONE'S KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME! screams delusional paranoiac
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Wow, for once, she is absolutely right!
Nothing to see here. Who's Epstein? Never heard of a list. Who will be the master of the cover-up?
Five graves. No justice. No client list. Just silence for the powerful.
Now she knows. Look in your desk drawer.
Not the onion bsky.app/profile/deni...
GHISLAINE Maxwell is seeking a pardon from Donald Trump, The Sun on Sunday can reveal. Her legal team believes the former socialite has a “window of momentum” after the Jeffrey Epstein inquiry was …
Check out that picture of Trump, that is how he looks and stands when other people are lying for him. He does it everytime
No really they’re making everyone take polygraph loyalty tests.
The Deep State is covering for some very shallow people.😏
"Nobody can stop the music..." not even maga macho man🤣 lyrics about kids ...moving in...ouf taco music band youtu.be/voVRRZIkovc?...
This is why Trump wanted Bondi for AG. Her job is to rid everyone involved who went after Donald for his criminal activities. The Nuremberg Trials will get you, Pam. www.yahoo.com/news/attorne...
Joseph Tirrell posted news of his termination on Monday.
The truth.
Onion please don't make any political news articles, they all always come true. You're like a forsaken prophet, please stop!
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Can’t wait to hear about her personal lesbian rapin’ in a cell.
#Epstein
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👍The mind bending logic loop.
Gee Pam are you not in charge? Why don’t you know?
maybe Jeffrey Epstein is alive and he is in alligator camp.
“Many of these people came to work at federal programs to defend aspects of our constitutional system. How could they participate in the project of tearing it down?“ said one lawyer who left the unit during Trump’s 2nd term. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Seven lawyers cite punishing workload and the need to defend policies that some felt were not legally justifiable
Either they are stupid, or they believe MAGAs are stupid...me thinks both 💁
Nothing is a telling about the state of the US as the fact that I read this a couple of times before realizing it was the Onion.
I can no longer tell Onion articles from the actual news.
Donny boy's time with Epstein.
🤣🤣🤣
The number of people who would not realise the joke with that headline is staggering.
Everything. She's crooked as hell.
😂
What is Pam hiding? Is she Trump’s type?
Why would Trump’s Lawyer need to ask this?
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
David Schoen, who represented Epstein in the weeks before his death in 2019 and later Trump, revealed in June that he asked his client if he had dirt on Trump.
Everything,,pathological untruth tellers, massive
They fire anyone that tells the truth.
Jeffrey Epstein, Trump’s Private Equity pal! Pls read this book 📕 re: #LeonBlack, #JefferyEpstein and #Trump
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Private Equity Power Grab with a Racist/Fascist Twist! ☎️ your legislators pitchbook.com/news/article...
The DOJ is hiding that Donald Trump ordered the assignation of Jeffrey Epstein. Because the Epstein documents proves that Donald Trump is a serial predator!
Idk, but a certain list comes to mind.
Debate rages in MAGA circles over the meaning of Jeffrey Epstein's final message...
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Michael Wolff has reported that he has seen with his own eyes several pictures of Trump sitting with naked girls in Epstein's pools with one pointing to a stain on Trump's pants and giggling. He is totally fucking guilty of pedophilia. Jeffrey Epstein showed those picture to Michael Wolff!
Omg this is EPIC! Haha 🤣
Epstein
American journalists, writers, authors, artists, musicians, poets, lyricists, and masters of the pen. I encourage all of you to encourage other Americans & help spread the word that a revolution is on the rise. Revolution is the solution. #authors #artists #musicians #poets
Details on: Donald first date with Melania, Epstein Immunity deal, Epstein plea from rape to prostitution, missing time from Epstein video, Epstein lists and “investors”, Epstein blackmail files. There’s a lot we don’t know. And more Trump and Bondi don’t want us to know!!
"Child sex abuse victim, 17, says she was forced to work for Epstein for years due to threats of low-wages, long hours and unpleasant working conditions in the mainstream economy." (satire)
"Attorney General Bondi emphatically denies Jeffrey Epstein was running a blackmail operation on behalf of a foreign intelligence service. 'That's the most ridiculous conspiracy theory I've ever heard! Why would anyone want leverage over U.S. political leaders and CEOs? It's insane.'" (satire)
