Study: More Americans Converting To Mormonism In Hopes Of Getting Hulu Series theonion.com/study-m...
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aaaaaaaaah mormonism, Scientology for tradwives ❤️
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Some just want to be held prisoner by Hugh Grant.
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Magic Underwear Sales Through The ROOF!
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They also want an excuse to get three husbands so they can go to Heaven.
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Mammaryism is the work of the lord, or possibly Satan. I’m not quite sure which one it is, but I’m doing my best to keep abreast of the situation 😇😈
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You mistyped the "PornHub series"!
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I think allowing people to have up to four marriages but forbidding three, four, and fivesomes misses the whole point of having them.
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Just another cattle call
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The way they cropped Demi's dumb ass out is so funny
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signing up for Mormonism turned out awesome!! Do it! You will not regret it.
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Netflix would work here as well.
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What's up with all the fake boobs?
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It’s The Onion, people… satire!
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😂🎯
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Up from zero to one - a 100% increase!
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That's right. I just converted last week: can't wait for my "Mormon suit" to come in the mail & I just found out I don't need to get Banner of Heaven to be offended by it.
I just feel what the Church Fathers' tell me to feel, and I'm good.
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Is the message here that Mormon women aren't allowed to wash their hair?
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Soak it in everybody.
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Ha !
