From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
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Bin Salman: Just like Charlie! Trump: Now is that “never speaking of it again”?
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NJ MENTIONED
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MBS? No, I've never met him, never met him.
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Take the cannoli
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I am now calling The Onion as The New Paper of Record, especially since earlier today the NYT seemed to be excusing Trump’s current infatuation with MBS.
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A fish never gets caught if he keeps his mouth shut.
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Now there they are again, this time with all of US democracy in the bag.
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“Leave the bone saw. Take the cannoli“
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trump couldn’t pick up a cat, much less a bone sawed body
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Dumped bodies creates a "log jam" in the "New Jersey River".
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Maybe this is what "blowing bubba" is code for
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The Onion never misses.
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He was cut up about it!
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After all, “a lot of people didn’t like him & he said controversial things”
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PERFECT 🔥
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Dang. Too soon onion.
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let us now steal his soul's lifeforce to rule forever
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Trump is one quiet Piggy.
He's also the dog that didn't bark.
