Not everybody needs to be a strawberry. There’s room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by people around the holidays because they grew up with you. I know you can. You can be fun when mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog.
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And just like that, I want to live in a bog.
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This is a great defense for being a cranberry. It's not a bad thing to bring a little bit of seasonal spirit into the world.
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Your inspirations are somehow twisted and accurate. It’s magical.
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tyvm i am now appreciating my cranbogperson existence
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Meh
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I am the cranberry dreaming of a bog.
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ZOMbie ZOMbie ZOMBIE-EE-EE
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YOU CAN LIVE IN A BOG !!!
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Cranberry margaritas—the BEST
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#CranberryLife
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Weird and sour, living in a bog filled with spiders.
Goals, honestly
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I am a bog monster. With a bong.
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Thank you!
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Life goals.
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They are doing the heavy lifting on preventing UTIs too. Not all heroes wear seeds.
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Some people LIKE sour with a hint of bitter.
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Cranberries are nutritious and delicious!
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Thank you. My feet are wet.
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I AM fun when mixed with enough vodka! Thanks for believing in me!
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This is now my favorite paragraph ever written!
Sincerely & Sourly, Cranberry CattyChat
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And now I need this book .... Winterset Hollow.
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This is true. I have 'holiday sibling people' who just moved to both SC near Myrtle Beach and The Villages (yep!) in Florida. I'll always be the happy cranberry. 🍒 (I know they're cherries, but they'll do!)
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Or mixed with enough fat and sugar (a la cranberry fluff) to be absolutely delicious and addictive. 🤣
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I feel seen.
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10/10, no notes 🤣
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I am a fruitcake. Nobody wants me even at holidays.
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I don't want to live in a bog. I want to live in a can with stabilizers and food coloring and a distinctive texture.
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I like to eat them alone and revel in the bitterness around the holidays
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Inexplicably, I read it as crapberries AND I truly believed I could be a crapberry
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This cranberry requires a smoky peat bog of the whisky variety
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📌🫶
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I hear people who live in bogs have layers 😀
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Diversity is all around us in Nature and working just fine.
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I'm confident in my ability to be a cranberry. Don't be scared fellow cranberries. We have a cool band
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I love this analogy
