I don't want to be a dick and refuse something I've never been/will never be offered
but unless I was being paid to fuck around on Bluesky however I wanted to, that'd be a no from me.
I can't think of a job he could offer that I'd want to do and/or be good at.
What? You don't like family. All of us in the Foot are family. They teach you good stuff there... like how to lift a wallet, without others knowing
Also, family... did I mention The Foot is like family?
The job I would take in that circumstance is being the one who texts them "Remember thou art mortal." periodically throughout the day.
Really thought this was about Shredder for a sec, lol.
I mean look, not everyone loves what they do.
But I really love what I do.
(The OP’s alt says it’s fake)
I would take a job telling him each morning not to be a dumbass on social media, then point out where he was a dumbass at the end of the day
