stuck between ‘I want to put my phone down so I can read more’
and ‘I need to stay online to catch the latest news’
and also ‘I don’t have enough time for the gym, cleaning, and maintaining relationships’

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stuck between ‘I want to put my phone down so I can read more’
and ‘I need to stay online to catch the latest news’
and also ‘I don’t have enough time for the gym, cleaning, and maintaining relationships’
A federal judge threw out the Trump administration’s lawsuit against Maryland’s entire federal bench over an immigration order
The lawsuit was an extraordinary legal maneuver, ratcheting up the administration’s fight with the federal judiciary.
Spear-Chucker is CRAZY. Ancestral racism lmfaooooo. I’m surprised I didn’t hear mooncricket.
Mans took off that jacket and shit CHANGED!
How you gonna be racist, try to fight, admit you called the cops already, and get ya ass beat? These mothafuckas so pathetic
Mans took off that jacket and shit CHANGED!
Mans took off that jacket and shit CHANGED!
The little spin at the start
Dude watches too many Chuck Norris movies
Why the fuck did the video creator put that fuckin sound on I needed to hear that
Fear will hold you in place if you let it.
Lmaoooo
If ya sexy and you know it and aaaaint afraid to show it. Put a candle on my mf back baby - blow it.