Coming soon: “All I Wanted To Do Is Watch Children Cry As I Handcuffed Their Mothers And Threw Them Into Unmarked Vans To Be Sent To Torture Camps. Now Hollywood Won’t HIre Me For More Straight-To-Streaming B-Movies. This Is My Story.”

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That dude is going to fall down some stairs while training and no one will ever hear from him again. In a just world, that Fox News lush-turned-attorney would break his fall and they’d both be laid up for a few months. He looks like he drank all his hallmark movie pay.

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