Walmart spent $35.3B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024, enough to give each of its 2.2M employees annual bonuses of $2,719.
Last year, Walmart CEO Doug McMillon pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay of just $29,469.
Textbook corporate greed.
I asked GPT-5 to gather DEA data to calculate how many Olympic swimming pools filled with cocaine that Elon Musk can afford.
Answer: Six
Now I'm no socialist, but I think anything over one is a bit too much, y'know?
Like one 660,000 gallon pool of cocaine should be enough for anyone. Just sayin'
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