My brother called today, proud that our Trumper parents have realized Trump is a monster.
And it's like... Literally too little too late.
It's not a thing of forgiveness. This mistake can't be unmade.
So like.... yay?
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In Omelas, the prosperity of the city depended on tormenting one child. This was hidden, so nobody had to see the cost, but could if they desired.
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My brother called today, proud that our Trumper parents have realized Trump is a monster.
And it's like... Literally too little too late.
It's not a thing of forgiveness. This mistake can't be unmade.
So like.... yay?
Incentizzle for my Corpizzle
Incent is when you have relations with your C-Suite
"Are you calling me a witch, Ned?"
"No. Of course not. You haven't ridden the nose-broomerino in years."
A photo representation is no different from an interview asking questions.
It's reporting.
--got off, and got back on again
Honestly that's pretty much everyone across the political spectrum.
Let them eat carets
It was actually Onion-level comedy that for the first three months after the election, all we heard was pleas for 27 dollars.
No plan, no fight
Republicans are the bad guys, they fucking are, but it's actually hard to imagine how Democrats could have handled the last 14 years worse.
Yeah, we have a few elected that mostly say the right things and seem to want to do them, but the party as a whole has been baiting evil for fundraising.