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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
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- Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
- Obsessed with lists
- COMMON PEOPLE
- THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
- THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
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A list of seven historical figures and their feelings towards cats…
- Abraham Lincoln (lover)
- Mussolini (hater)
- Anne Frank (lover)
- Genghis Khan (hater)
- Florence Nightingale (lover)
- Ivan the Terrible (hater)
- Erwin Schrödinger (undecided)
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In French, "coussinets" (little pillows) 😻
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In Italy we say "gommini" (little gums) ☺️
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In English a cat’s paw pads can be called “toe beans.” In German, I’ve heard them referred to as Zehenbeere, or “toe berries.” In Japanese they are 肉球 (“flesh buns”). Norwegian has tredeputer, or “stepping pillows.” And a colloquial Korean name for them is 냥젤리. It essentially means “meow-gummies.”
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A cat walks into a saloon...
BARTENDER: what will you have? CAT: shot of whisky BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another
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A cat walks into a doctor's office...
DOCTOR: what's the problem? CAT: me-ow DOCTOR: okay, but where exactly?
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Billy Bobtail Thornton
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A cat walks into a saloon...
BARTENDER: what will you have? CAT: shot of whisky BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another
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A cat walks into a doctor's office...
DOCTOR: what's the problem? CAT: me-ow DOCTOR: okay, but where exactly?
