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2 months ago

Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant

Zinnia, Valley's Voice
{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Bird Bard
Flying
Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1.
Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)

Sonic the Hedgehog
{1}{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior
Haste
Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste.
Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.

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2 months ago

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Jay / ErinusTV 🐉 Saga Daddy @erinustv.bsky.social
2 months ago

I hate this 😂

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