Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
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It's so wild that there is sonic MTG now and that one if my friends did mtg sonic art for some of the cards... My worlds are all colliding 😭😭😭
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Legend rule tho 😔
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Kindly shut up
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Why.........................
But also!
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Great now I need to think about either Sonic having a miscarriage or dying giving birth
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sad that you have to choose to save the child or Sonic during childbirth
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📌
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Stop.
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You could have not posted this fact yet now we live in a world where it exists.
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Cheat him into your Xira deck and you can get him eggnant.
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for a second i was afraid to come to the comments
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Amazing. Now make sonichu
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My sonic mpreg fic!
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@edgypage.bsky.social you might find this VERY important. for reasons
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What a terrible day to be literate
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@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social tech for the inflation deck?
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Hey!
We don't know each other!
But we are enemies now!
Prepare! :3
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need a doctor to help deliver the baby
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One issue; legend rule
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Gonna point this out, due to the legend rule, you will also have to give sonic an abortion.
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Two words:
Mirror Box
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💀💀💀
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Oh my goddddd
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Do you want a 4 pannel comic meme? Because this is how you get a 4 panel comic meme.
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Legend rule be like:
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Cease
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Fuck I’m gonna have to make a sonic offspring token
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I do love Zinnia though.
I ran them in Bruse Thrasios giants for a while. The deck ramps a lot, and would usually end up with some extra mana floating around
I used that extra mana to make lil inferno toddlers and calamity babies
I cut them because they kept dying to the many giant kindred wipes
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For the Offspring token, make it Classic Sonic.
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Oh no
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hmmm
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Something something sonic series (i had to experience this, so now everybody else does too. It's great)
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Sonic is a Legendary creature. If you try to make a token copy, you have to remove either the original or the token copy.
It's more like being able to make a chestburster Sonic that's a lot smaller and a lot weaker, I guess!
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Bet.
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Thanks to the legend rule, you can make Sonic die in childbirth. I don't know what to do with this information.
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I'm being told that he can never deliver the baby because he's legendary.
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Reminder that Sonic Dreams Collection exists.
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Wouldn’t baby sonic die immediately?
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It took me reading the effect dialog for approximately five minutes before I actually went and read what the tech was-
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It was bound to happen to Sonic eventually.
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With the exception of Eggman and Shadow, all of the characters in that set can become pregnant.
So, essentially, Shadow is unfuckable.
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Glorious
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without a legend rulebreaker the baby also implodes during birth
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Doesn't the Legend rule blow one of them up on ETB? I don't like the implication of where this is going....
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Since Sonic is a legendary creature, you would have to decide whether he or his offspring die in the childbirth.
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Ooh, and Sonic and the token also trigger each other's abilities, so both with get 2 +1/+1 counters. Sonic truly gets inflated.
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paging @erinustv.bsky.social
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i didnt know mtg was chill like that
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Some of these cards look really good but others kinda not... is it worth grabbing the sonic ones?
