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Fat old single dad from Minnesota. Perpetually failing at taking a social media break. "Just say NO to outer space"
"Wonder Boys" with Michael Douglas and Tobey Maguire.
Though I confess I only saw it once (when it first came out on video) and I don't remember any specifics, just how much I adored it. I've been afraid to go back and rewatch in case it feels too different from the spell it cast on 17-year old me.
This skeet has me CRYING laughing. It's one of the funniest analogies I've ever read in my life. (That is not hyperbole; that is an honest assessment.)
This is the human equivalent of a kid putting a frog in a jar with one rock and one leaf
We need to get Sisqo to do a blurb 😁
They Pegging Out Here: The Collected Wisdom of the Solomonicon
I'll be sitting at my desk on a Wednesday afternoon updating my to-do list and mumbling to myself, "In the middle of 60K people in a panny and she pointing her finger at you all hard rapping Flo Milli lyrics"
Some days that whole thread runs through my head like a favorite song 😆
EXCELLENT ones
"Every antic was justified" "This is a new move in the history of being somewhere you not supposed to be" "I'm talmbout SOUTH AMERICA" "Trying to find the fish man’s didgeridoo" "The deep yearning for butt" "I love bubbles"
"Blue bell ain't out here" "I'm trying to be sensitive but you can't put moose meat on that paper" "Some wispy white child with an interest in R&B" "If you know your core strength suspect, stay on the ground" "A cohort of Americans that will drink unknown substances from a glass jar"
double-checking to make sure none of them are copy-pasted like Turk on his college's brochure cover photo
