IN PARTS UNKNOWN WE HAVE USED THE PASSIVE VOICE AND WE HAVE HONED THE MIGHT OF JOURNALISM IN AN EFFORT TO DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THE STORY!!!! IT HAVE NOT BEEN EFFECTIVE!!! THE JOURNALISM WARS OF THE 15th THRU THE 20th MILLENIA HAVE BEEN THE DARKEST YEARS IN THE HISTORY OF PARTS UNKNOWN!!!!!!!!!!
THE WARRIOR FROM PARTS UNKNOWN! HERE TO ANNIHILATE THIS WEAK PL
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IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE ONCE FOUND A RELIGIOUS TOME THAT FELL THROUGH THE VORTEX BETWEEN OUR WORLD AND YOUR PATHETIC ONE! THE BOOK OF PUMPING IRON BY THE PROPHET SCHWARZENEGGER SPARKED A JIHAD! WHEN SOCIETY WAS REBUILT, WE AGREED THAT SMITH MACHINES ARE FINE TO DO SQUATS IN IF YOU ARE INJURED!!!!!!!!!
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IN PARTS UNKNOWN, AI VIDEOS ARE ONLY SHOWN TO THE ELDERLY TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE WRESTLED IN THE BELLY OF A KILLER SPACE WHALE! GETTING THE WHALE TO SWALLOW THE 9 TRILLION FANS IN ATTENDANCE WAS THE HARDEST PART! I SLAMMED MY OPPONENT SO HARD, THEY TORPEDOED THROUGH THE WHALE'S WEAK UNDERBELLY, AND SUCKED MANY SOULS INTO THE VACUUM OF THE COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRIAN ALVAREZ COULD NOT CRASH A PLANE INTO PARTS UNKNOWN IF SEIZED THE COCKPIT!!!!!!!!!
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GAME RECOGNIZE GAME!! EVEN IF THE GAME IS CANDYLAND AND ALL THE DELECTABLE MORSELS PORTRAYED ON THE BOARD ARE BLOATED SUPERVILLIANS!!!! LORD LICORICE MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN THAT PARTICULAR GAME!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, THE ONLY WAY TO ELECT A POLITICIAN IS THROUGH THE FIRES OF CANDYLANDCOMBAT!
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WHILE THE CONCEPT OF CROCHET IS NOT ALIEN TO PARTS UNKNOWN, AND, IT IS OCCASIONALLY DONE IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS, I AM CURIOUS WHY YOU WOULD FEEL SHAME ABOUT KICKING A LESSER BEING IN THE TAINT SO HARD THAT THEY ROCKET THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I NEED A HUMAN FROM THIS WEAK PLANET TO TRANSLATE THIS FOR MY WARRIOR CULTURAL SENSIBILITES!!!!!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, LIVING IN A CAVE IS WHAT YOU REFER TO AS MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!
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THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY CHILDHOOD AS A YOUNG WARRIOR! IT WAS AT OUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TRACK MEET IN PARTS UNKOWN WHERE I HAD TO FACE THE MAMMOTH, AZ! AZ WAS A WORTHY FOE, IT WAS AN HONOR TO FELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IN PARTS UNKNOWN WE HAVE NO DETENTION CENTERS, BUT, WE DO HAVE SWAMPS! OUR SWAMPS ARE MORE AKIN, CULTURALLY SPEAKING, TO A 'WATER PARK.' OUR YOUNG ARE FORCED TO BATTLE CARNIVOROUS REPTILES, STRANGLING VINES, AND SWARMING INSECTS! PEOPLE SHOULD ENJOY A SWAMP. THERE SHOULD BE NO FENCES!