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Alun
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Occasionally lucid. A once and future member of the European Union.
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- Notorious B.I.G. - Ready To Die - 0/10
Ah, finally an album called "Ready to Die", and one that truly deserves its place on this list. I think its infamy really stems from the ironic fate of the singer. Without that, this album would have long ago been consigned to the Notorious B.I.N. Awful.
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Schrödinger's president.
Don't open the box, just put it in a hole and bury it.
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- Eagles - Eagles - 0/10
Eagles lean hard into the avian theme here with songs called "Nightingale" and "Earlybird". I, too, have a themed recommendation for these clucking bird-brains: they should be plucked and have a fistful of Paxo shoved up them. Quack.
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Oh believe me, this changes nothing.
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Fact check: Tr*mp's demise would not be untimely. It is, in fact, long overdue.
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- Frank Sinatra - Songs For Swingin’ Lovers! - 0/10
The only kind of swingin' that's remotely appropriate here is that of a prisoner in wrist irons dangling from a dungeon wall. And if you think it's gauche to joke about torture, then I have a Frank Sinatra album for you to compare it to. Awful.
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- John Lee Hooker - The Healer - 0/10
Best I understand, this album is forty minutes of an old man shuffling around his house looking for an unfinished bottle of bourbon. He doesn't seem to find one which is a shame for him and the listener alike as forty minutes' plodding is a lot. Awful.
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Now I've heard there was some icebox loot That you had saved, but I ate the fruit But you don't really care for breakfast, do ya? The plums were sweet, so tasty cold I'm writing this so you've been told: Delicious were your Prunus Domestica
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Well, you do you. I'll celebrate.
