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Gay furry, hyper, muscle, and vore writer. Multiple OCs. 18+ only, often very NSFW. He/Him. Will probably eat you.
Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.
AARRGH. CHIROPRACTIC IS NOT MEDICINE, IT’S DANGEROUS BULLSHIT CREATED BY A FUCKING GROCER WHO THOUGHT HE COULD HEAL WITH MAGNETS. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA
Friend: Shows Mob a clip from Hazbin
Me: Huh, that sounds like the guy from Fallout Boy
....
Wait, that IS the guy from Fallout Boy
Guess my music ear is still on point
Hyper eagle cock filling and stretching all your holes?
It's more likely than you think!
Hyper eagle cock swallowing you whole after that?
Pretty much a guarantee
Buried in deep
I think one of the marketing professors at my university might be a furry
I was proctoring one of their exams and one of the questions involved a fictional company called PulsarGear for hyper-active gym wear, with a red cardinal as the logo.
Unlimited bird!
...It goes around the world!
For @angrynightmob.bsky.social
Oh my bark, this man, @darkiguelzone.bsky.social is so fucking adorable and unf<3
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hey
How about my big squirming balls?
