I just wanted to watch a better vampire movie the whole time.
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It is a remake of Nosferatu AND the Coppola Dracula remixed and it is somehow simultaneously sexless and not scary at the same time. Such a failure.
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Haven't seen either but I can't imagine they are as shit as Nosferatu was.
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Yeah Liv has never been called a slur on Twitter before.
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History of the Eagles fits this bill.
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He wrote and signed this. I would bet on it. If you did some TV show FBI profiler linguistics analysis on this letter and the Epstein letter they would be a 99% match
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He might have just settled for cured of ever having sex again which would be the least he deserves
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This would be either the best or worse sketch in your 3ish season run.
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It is presented like doing a citizens arrest of elected officials is a normal activity to be engaged in lmao
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The culmination of 25 years of impunity for the national security state from Abu Ghraib to LA.