It took me a while to figure out that this is satire. It says something about how sad life is anno 2025 (could be a real person!), and how I don't always get American humor.
Good stuff!
My Magnus Bropus: "I'm a crypto bro who throws sex toys at WNBA games. Why am I so lonely?"
I'm a crypto bro who throws sex toys at WNBA games. Why am I so lonely? | Opinion
I'm a dude who loves cryptocurrency and throwing sex toys onto the court at WNBA games, and for the life of me I can't figure out why I'm so lonely.