Helper Monkey
@ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social
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Helper Monkey's my slave name. My birth name is ¡Yaoweeeeeech! I was torn out of me mum's arms as a wee bairn, & am now forced to do tricks for a fat talking head. He thinks he's in control, but this is my account, now. I llke macadamia nuts & CoCo Puffs.
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Putin inviting Trump to Moscow for the supposed "next meeting" says to me that Ukraine is cut out of whatever deal come to by these two turds. Trump agreeing to another meeting, but in Moscow, is a sign that Trump is willing to hand President Zelenskyy's head to Putin on a tacky gilded platter.
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I don't think it's a stretch to say that this regime's plan is to kidnap & disappear the homeless onto the fields & farms as slave labour. They've chased off or imprisoned those what were doing this work, prior. This will be their solution for the mess into which they've put this country. Nazi fux.
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"Good to see you, Mr President. Welcome to your new Russian state of Alaska. Did you have a good flight?"
Trump is such a huge pussy, he can't help but to grab himself at every opportunity.
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P.S. If you can be charged with a felony for chucking a sandwich at a masked ICEhole, you might as well yank that mask off of their fascist face so that they can be identified, and their crime documented for future prosecution. Why not?
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TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Thank you for attention to this matter!
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Instead, Trump will give Alaska to Putin, with a promise to hand over Hawaii upon the groundbreaking of Trump Tower Moscow.
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Dear Mr. Trump,
Re your beseeching our organisation give you the highest honour of the Nobel Prize for Peace, we would absolutely love to so do. As it happens, we have a posthumous Nobel with your name on it. We only await the proper time to award it. Hopefully, soon.
Yours, The Nobel Committee
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The worst thing I've ever eaten, then violently vomited forth was a Kraft singles American cheese square of death. Truly vile.
The best? A sweet/tart Red Lion nectarine in 1991. I have never had anything better, not even another nectarine. I think it may have been meant for God, Himself. Delicious.
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Trump is a thin-skinned coward.
