Spooning is better than sex. Big spoon, little spoon idc. I just like spooning
Bary Garlow
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31 yo squirrel friend :3 Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Anyway took me elephant tranquillisers so I'm probably going to pass out in the next 20 minutes
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And fighting obvs because that was the real fun part
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Whoooo remember ls Year 11 leaving parties where everyone would go to the park for some underage drinking
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Oh I definitely take that as a compliment!
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Also it was me against like 20-odd people at once so they cheated
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Not to brag but I've only ever "lost" a physical fight once and I don't really consider it a loss because I got proper knocked out and the slow motion falling is better than any drug
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Contrary to popular belief I've not always been this innocent shitposter. A long time ago I was a proper cunt and should've had my head kicked in more than I did
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I shagged power once. I'll pass next time
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Legit can't tell if Ray William Johnson is just a classic shitposter or an actual bigot