The U.S. Defense Department just gave this company $200 million.
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90s teen heart-throb?
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I deserve that $200 million more. I can say wrong shit all day and I’m way better for the environment!
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And Grok and X's Elmo account was hacked this week. Confidence builder right there. This is the quid pro quo of Elon funding $200 million of Trump's campaign.
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his face aside, she has webbed fingers and her purse opens upside down. also her stomach is just too flat.
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Do you ever worry Grok will put you out of a job? 😂 (In the “making up stupider shit than the funny stuff you make up” sense and not the “AI will take all writing jobs” sense.)
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Cringe as fuck.
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Greedy isn’t even enough. We are being governed by people who are so insatiably greedy for wealth that it’s clinical. They need mental health support for it- but instead they’re making wildly monumental decisions that affect billions of people.
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Hahaha can someone please ask it about Elmo's botched penis?
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An amalgam of several secondary Simpson's characters, but mostly Lenny.
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#QuidProQuo No #Epstein file from e*lon, then.
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DOGE will identify that $200M as waste and cancel the contract, won't it?
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He looks gr...ich
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Democracy right now with the billionaires at the helm:
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😱
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BRB, gonna build a shelter for when these dopes bomb the west coast 😱
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Grok, what's wrong with the this map of Russia?
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Must have changed his hairstyle
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Justin Beiber would like to have a word.
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Um, what?
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📌
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Man looks like he's about the steal christmas and Grok was like "yo thats the biebs"
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it's payoff so Elon want spill on Epstein and trump
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Defending us from reality 🫡
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Meanwhile they claim real news is fake news, while they plan to fake everything with shit. Make it make sense.
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Target identified: Justin Bieber Missile lock: active Autonomous action: enabled Missiles away!
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Man, it's a good thing this AI stuff is perfect with identifying people of color too! Yay!
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Grok, what ethnic group is most responsible for Justin Bieber's success?
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I'm a belieber
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A strange Walter Sobchak...
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But they can't feed the school children because it requires taxpayers' money.
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I'd be worried this would cause international disasters but I think we all suspect that money is going to go up Elon's nose.
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Grok is broken.
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I’d ask Grok who she is. Who looks more interesting…
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You sayin' that's NOT Justin Bieber?
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Justin Bieber’s lying in a pool of his own vomit trying to cope with his Diddy trauma and Grok’s making light of it.
Computers and the Technogarchs have zero empathy for human suffering.
And Elmo’s AI has Bieber Fever.
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At least it's not a fascist tirade.
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Also: 😳 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract
Grok, the chatbot from Elon Musk's xAI that went full Nazi and declared itself 'MechaHitler,' now offers a sexy anime girlfriend character.
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the moment grok gets bombs it's going to commit suicide
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This is terrifying
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it was a bailout
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If Grok keeps this up, X is going to do to @theonion.com what The New York Times did to @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Roast me daddy 😆
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Ffs
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That's one way to shut Elon up about Epstein
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I kind of wanna ask “is this a real thing or the onion” but this question has become a moot point on every level
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Another roaring success from the prime sucker on the government teat.
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grok is expected to recognize nuclear warheads
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Bribe
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Crony Capitalism is just great.
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Name a more punchable face. I don't think you can.
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Didn't these folks say they were going bring comedy back to twitter?
...congrats, it's the biggest joke ever. They did it? Yaaaaay /s
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He looks like a Simpson character...
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They gave this grifter 200mil?? Jfc
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Terminator 3 plot
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Tired of all these government handouts.
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Ask Grok anything and you’re more than likely to get a response exactly like your perpetually drunk in-and-out-of-rehab Uncle would give
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Awful enough right there, but add that soon Grok will be in every Tesla too -- what kind of mischief will that cause?
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i can't even keep up with this shit
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Yup gonna have superintelligent AI replace us all annnny minute now…
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trying to think of a joke reply to this. having trouble
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You know, wit a little attention and guidance and proper input, GROK could be the greatest shit poster reply-guy on the planet.
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This is an amazing answer by Grok. Sure, it doesn't seem true, but so what? No human could have said that. We are better off for considering Justin Bieber looking like that due to paralysis.
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So grok is just Elon musk. An idiot.
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We're doomed
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Yeah AI is coming for everyone’s job 🥴that’s as big a con as Tesla full self driving.
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For anyone else desperately trying to figure out who tf this guy is, he's "NFT Nick" O'Neill. Crypto influencer drama magnet.
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That was trump sending a gift to Elon with a note:
"Shut the fuck up, or I'll take it back."
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When grok launches the nukes all that will be left will be roaches and turtle boy.
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Welp, on the bright side, its facial recognition is still way off so we'll be fine for a bit.
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It’s a bribe to shut Musk up!!!
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this timeline is wacked. FUCK MAGA PEDO'S
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He looks like a guy on the Simpsons
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Grok goes on to explain that his music has shown no signs of recovery
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Orange ǰizz paralysis
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Is that a cartoon character come to life?
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Whatever you do, America, don't peek behind the curtain. The wizard is a moron.
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we deserve everything coming to us 🥲
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I can only hope they just bought a bunch of Grok OEM keys as a bribe and never actually use them.
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That our money~
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In DoD parlance, that's a defcon merp.
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I believe that contract was for SECDEF Hegseth's neo-Nazi anime waifu companion.
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We also gave it $2B thru SpaceX.
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She totally loves that guy..
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to be fair if that post was written by a good poster it would be an instant classic
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If that guy was an NFT, Seth Green would buy him.
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Grok pls they're sending their bombers directly at our ship
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@grok Are those enemy missiles headed towards us?
That's the local high school's kayaking team, practicing for the 100 meter hurdle. There's no need for evasive maneuvers.
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I would have been that wrong for much cheaper. Missed opportunity, DoD!
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Not even Gronk would be this careless
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Mister Onion -- with respect, in this day and age, it's hard enough to ferret out satire vs reality without y'all reporting real news
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Why is the defense department giving him money
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Omg
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DOD said, “I am going to give mechahitler 200 million dollars to kill more brown people”
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Wait guys, maybe this means we can just ask it to release govt files if we are creative enough?
I know I know, who would ever be stupid enough, so irresponsible, so reckless, so carefree as to do something as unthinkable as linking those two systems. But we're dealing with the dumbest man on earth.
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Oh my fucking god.
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Looks like a pervert to me.
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Maybe Trump is trying to buy Elons silence on Epstein or secretary kegseth just reallllllly liked mecha hitlers “solutions” to problems
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Coming soon
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@bencollins.bsky.social We know we are not significant or anyone that could bring popularity to your social media page probably the opposite. Can you look past that just one time share our story to your page. We still have a little hope.
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@gork is this true!!!
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The "change for chumps" program.
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I’m going to have very mixed feelings when Grok orders a drone strike on Justin Bieber.
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For comedy skits?
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Smoke up.
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Jesus. What that money could do for the poor.🤦🏻♀️
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That is clearly a turtle that a swamp witch cursed to be a man.
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Bieber lookin fly AF!!! 🤣🤣
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I really would like to know who this definitely-not-Justin Bieber guy actually is.
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#LedromJames
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The resemblance is uncanny
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Welcome to SkyNet.
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If we could get Grok an account here, we could have some kind of fun with it
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We.Are.Fucked.
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That is NOT Justin Bieber! His nose is not that large.
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Going extinct by the stupid. Ugh.
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Homer Simpson. Really.
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C’mon, people. I’m reading comments here, and can we PLEASE stop nasty, negative commentary on peoples’ appearance? Bully the bullies, not rando people just trying to live their lives.
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Imagine being an “instagram model” and not being able to do better than this guy
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Ummm…..
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🤣🤣🤣
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Ok, so ....... Who is he and what's wrong with his face?
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Holy shit!
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Sweet Jesus of Nazareth
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excuse me, that’s clearly joe camel wtf
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She’s definitely with him for his… looks.
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I completely forgot about Crypto Camel Joe
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i thought that by deleting twitter I’d never have to see that guy’s face again and I was wrong
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They will use these models to choose targets for lethal force.
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Fan-fucking-tastic
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Thought it was Marge and Homer Simpson, after one of those new you makeover reveal
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Unlike in the movies, Grok takes over Pentagon computers and tries to start WW3, but screws up and bombs Heard and McDonald instead because the penguins didn't pay their tariffs.
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JFC!
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And yet this isn’t even the most wasteful thing it’s done under this administration
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Wait. What? I have a cousin who looks just like this and has for 68 years. He's also does stand up comedy and is hilarious because a lot of his material relates to his face.
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@Grok make a photorealistic picture of Barney and Betty Rubble
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I really really hoped I was never going to see that guy's face again tbh.
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That's Joe Camel.
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IMHO it’s a pay off to get him to shut up. Again yesterday he was saying stuff about the Epstein file.
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And Grok is going to run the Pentagon?? What could go wrong?
WarGames
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My brain hurts.
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So Elon can TEST his AI thing on the U.S. Defense Dept's dime. Just like he got Tesla subsidized so he can test the autodrive in city streets, killing people.
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Will be fun watching the DoD trying to explain to Grok the building it keeps identifying as an enemy stronghold is actually the White House.
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our companies should become defense contractors
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Ai is getting weird and insane and definitely has dementia
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I’m snipping this for every person who has been suuupper salty that federal workers get a mid salary. Like don’t you think u have bigger groks to fry????
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Thanks, Grok.
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Is that a "real" response by "Grok?"
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I thought he was a Simpson.
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They are giving MechaHitler the keys to the nukes. We are all fucked.
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Its ability to misinform is a plus
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@gork is this real?
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Basically Welfare for Musk company
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Would’ve been better off giving it to Bieber.
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Wow I wondered why Justin Bieber had gone quiet
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LMAO WHAT
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So- that’s not Justin
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He looks like the Snyder cut.
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Dude looks like Joe Camel from the 80s
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Elmo updated Grok to make of it an AI propaganda machine to serve this administration agenda. Let everyone know it is compromised and should not use
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They’re splitting it 3 ways.
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is that a simpsons character
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🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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$200 million for Elon to stop talking about Epstein and 3rd parties.
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What 🤣🤣🤣
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😂
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The only explanation:
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God hep us all.
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“Elon, what will it take for you to drop this third-party bullshit and never mention the name Epstein again?”
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Bro, look like a 50 year-old Bart Simpson
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We're so f*d
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I thought that was a photo of Grok or someone from the Simpsons
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Holy shit! Pete getting retweeted by the GOAT! @petestaiano.com 🙏🏻
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Talk about a waste of money! Can’t be trusted to tell the truth. No wonder the republicans want it!
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Dana Carvey in The Master of Disguise (2002)
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It’s pretty incredible that they actually found Joe Camel, though.
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Technically it was 1 of 4 AI companies [ducks]
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So it's stopped praising Hitler now 🤔
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OMG
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I too suck at my one job. Can I have lots of money???
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Leisure Suit Larry
