All for his BIRTHDAY. Big Boy turned 41, the age a boy becomes a man who exploits natural resources by abusing the power of his position.
Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
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I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
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JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip — Guardian US
Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service said it was requested for ‘safe navigation’
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If you try to rob a bank in a ski mask, you should also wear ski pants and a ski jacket while holding ski poles and standing on skis. That way, when the police arrive, you can say "Just looking for the bunny slope, playboy"
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I wish as many people wanted to actually click on Teen Vogue stories as like a post about our work being good and important, because this post is almost at 20k likes and that would be pretty good traffic!
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
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Florida officials have said minors won't be held at the Trump-backed Alligator Alcatraz. But in July, a 15-year-old was detained there. Could they be the first of many? Read the full story:
A Teen Was Detained at Alligator Alcatraz. Could They Be the First of Many?
It comes after weeks of uncertainty about how minors would fit into Florida's immigration crackdown.
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Ugh
“In the video, titled Meet Baby Olivia, a narrator tells the viewer that life begins at conception and says the fetus, named Baby Olivia, begins playing and exploring as early as 11 weeks.”
Please wake me from this nightmare.
"Baby Olivia," an Anti-Abortion Tool, Might Be in Classrooms This Fall
Students in six states will meet Baby Olivia.
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Actually impressive to have spent this much time and energy writing about politics and still be this stupid
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Ugh
Not that I'm surprised. There isn't one person through the entire chain from top to bottom with an ethical bone in their bodies
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“Detainees told NBC6 directly and in a recorded phone call provided by a loved one that guards have been attacking those inside the facility located in the Everglades.”
State denies claims of disturbance after caller reports abuse at 'Alligator Alcatraz'
NBC6 received several calls about conditions inside the state facility known as “Alligator Alcatraz” on Wednesday night, claiming to have been about an altercation.
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It’s bizarre, right? Is there something in there he doesn’t want us to see? So weird.
