“.. if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy, I can't think of better on-the-job training than what I've gotten over the last 200 days,” he added.
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the approximately 19 days between vacations, he means.
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If turmp were as strong as Stalin or Mao, he would have gotten rid of this ambitious wanna-be usurper long ago.
Just proves how weak turmp is, as long as Shady Vance is still there, sniffing around the throne, scheming, plotting.
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Hahahahaha
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Remember when Vance and Peter Thiel visited Rupert Murdoch's ranch couple weeks ago?
When the Epstein scandal started getting back some traction after six years of nothing for some reason, four of which years were wasted by the Biden administration?
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Goddamnit
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Eight taxpayer-funded vacations in seven months sounds like an odd way to get on-the-job training, but considering he's planning to replace the laziest and most corrupt person on the planet.....
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What's the plan for having the techno bros set up their big brother regime?
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JD Vance asking his kids if they've ever heard of Dog Heaven for no particular reason
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He can’t wait for him to die
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It's almost as if that was the plan all along. He has been getting his vacations in because they already know what is coming. His boss doesn't look good.
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Oh Daddy will not like this one bit.
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God, what a dreadful thing coming with aJD presidency!!! Fk!! 👎🏻👎🏻🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤮👿👿
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Donald Trump's bruised hands come under scrutiny: "People deserve answers"
Concern for the president's health has increased as more images show bruising on his hands and swelling in his legs.
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THEY DECIDED ITS TIME TO NIX THE ORANGE GUY SO WE GET TO LISTEN TO LIAR THE 2ND SPEAK NOW OF HOW PREPARED HE IS TO TAKE OVER...DOES THE ORANGE GUY KNOW THIS?
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One golfs, and one has gone on 8 vacations.
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The president is not constantly vomiting blood and bile but if he were Id step up
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And now we're reminded that the viceshit is not better...
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Somebody better tell Trump, the couch fuckers coming for his job and he's still alive
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Wait, but Kamala wasn't qualified?
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The body isn’t even cold yet and he is picking at it like a vulture
Which is hard to do with the skeletor looking freaks hand up Vance’s ass and all
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It still amazes me how many republicans say the quiet part out loud.
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FELON TRUMP KNOWS HES GOING DOWN FOR HIS LIFE OF CRIMES AND RAPES ON WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
HE MAY START ACTING MORE INSANE THAN HE ALREADY IS SO HE CAN STAY OUT OF PRISON…..AGAIN!!
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Er, Julius Caesar, Marcus Brutus and The Ides of March (44 BC) vibes.
It did not end well for Rome or Brutus (or Caesar, for that matter).
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We can hope
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The vultures are circling.
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How many of those 200 days have been spent on holiday?
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Couchhumper is chomping at the bit. They were all expecting him to not last this long.
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Do you think they’re hoping for a “tragedy” before midterms? That won’t help - people despise JD Dance.
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Take him deadly serious. No one ever heard from those couch cushions again.
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Thiel's gonna make his move
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That guy is a grifter to his core, a liar and a traitor.
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Trump’s lickspittles are all jostling to be next to him, to be the next him, when Trump goes horizontal. Sounds close.
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Wow.
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Oh come on. We can take that pussy down with one hand behind our back.
He's follower not a leader. He has no balls, no spine and absolutely no intelligence.
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Imagine how many different Game of Thrones characters he could be quoting.
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They are getting ready to take Trump out soon and place the heritage foundation implant into charge. Then the REAL DAMAGE BEGINS.
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Oh Hell no.
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🤔
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Once the wicked witch of the west is gone, we will deal with his sister, the wicked witch of the mid-west, and all that we will need is a bucket of water...........
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What’s that tell you? Trump is sick and his health is in decline !
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Bullshit. That asshole has had more family vacation time since Inauguration Day than I have in 50 years in the workforce.
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Maybe he's bringing pastries into the office every morning
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Vacationing?
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Seems like we are not the only ones looking forward to his demise.
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Oh yeah sure keep it up JD. It's very clear that you want Trump out ASAP but nobody wants YOU. Then again, you could usher in big cracks in MAGAville. Hmmm...🤔🤔
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200 days to do the most difficult job on the planet! What could go wrong. Trump says he’s not doing well, then this statement! While I think Vance is worse than Trump ( he is smarter, but most people are) but he does not have the base Trump does!
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Uh oh Donnie.
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Vacationing? He’s got that part of the Trump presidency down pat.
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Sotting in my studio one day my collegue loudly randomly announced “i know u think im paranoid” …to no one
Same vibe here.
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I’m sure #Trump is 100% safe from falling out a window or tripping down stairs! Yes sir nothing to see here, Trump can totally let his guard down and carry in complete confidence….
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They always say "God forbid" in Soprano's when they actually want something really bad.
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I told Trump not to mastrubate with a horcrux, but he didn’t listen.
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Calling it now.
He and Thiel are gonna unalived Grandpa after the mid terms.
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Just. Do. It.
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Very odd.
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training?! on how to get plenty of time off for extravagant vacations?!
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Ooooh, Trump's gonna be big mad. Stay away from windows, JD.
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How to completely fuck up democracy in 200 days for 1000 Alex?
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Hmm. He is one giant oxymoron!
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Does Vance think he's the new poster boy for religion? Doesn't he know what he's doing is wrong? I guess he beleves if he goes to confession and confesses his sins, he's forgiven, because with confession, once the priest forgives you and you do you're little pennance, you're free to keep doing shit.
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There goes all the interior decorations of the Oval office and here comes the Goodwill sofas and couches. Can say which is the better decor.
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I am not ready for the dough boy to be president. Although if he takes vacations like he has been...who will run the country? Miller. Bought or bessent. Egad johnson
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You mean while you were on your 8th vacation?
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Heaven help us all if we have to have an administration with him after the 🍊🤡 has gone to hell. We better start thinking how to remove him too. I don’t think we’re ready for leadership under him.
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He s been on 8 vacations in 7 months…on the job training he says…
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I just want to remind everyone that JD Vance got the VP nom as a JUNIOR SENATOR with less than two years of experience in government.
He is not fit to be VP, and he certainly isn't fit to be president.
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I've known this was coming. Guess he has too. Meanwhile Stephen Miller and Peter Thiel...
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Indeed…
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So... Vance and Cabinet have already discussed the 25th Amendment, I see.
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He’s salivating for it
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Grinning like the Cheshire Cat…will be interesting to see if he worships and enables the same unqualified lackeys his boss does. Bcuz he’s a tech bro he thinks he’s superior in most ways, so that part won’t change. Also, many dangerous friends. Hasn’t learned that being a dick isn’t endearing.
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The lies just flow off of his tongue now.
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So, his 8 vacations in 200 days are preparing him to be President?🤔
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So we’re all just living through a fascist Make-A-Wish scenario?
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JD Vance:
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I bet there’s about 10 guys in the inner circle who are gonna be vying for the top spot.
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Yet he has been on long vacations all over the world, in those 200 days. Isn't it like 8 vacations?
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Wow. From REALLY bad to WORSE. Help us. Gavin!!
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Vance has zero morals, since you can't go from never Trump to sycophant with any. You do have to wonder if some are actively working towards Vance assuming power. He certainly has the most to gain, and Trump's downturn does seem to be accelerating recently for some reason.
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He's practically salivating like he sees a "love" seat.
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If Trump does pass, can we start a conspiracy that it was Vance who was responsible?
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Hmm🤔
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What, while you were on vacation with your family all over the world?
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We're ready for him to be president, too. Unlike Trump, Vance has no real following or clout.
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That is rather odd. Did he finally get his spell slots back for necrotic touch?
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Not a chance in hell!!!
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at a certain point an idiot loses it's usefulness.
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He misspelled “blessed event”
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So to train to be president all you have to do is take like 7 fucking vacations in 6 months? This dude is such a stupid asshole man.
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NOPE...HARD PASS.
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Lord give me the confidence of a shitty white man.
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He can barely contain his excitement. Melania is probably already shopping for a new husband with her inheritance.
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On the job training... second highest office in the world??
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🤮🤮🤮🤮
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😶
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Since 160 of those days, Hd was on vacation.
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In 7months as VP, Vance had 8 vacation. Vance is absent from job & being paid. Next candidate 4 Prez must campaign on putting Vance, KennedyJr, Musk & All Trump’s kinfolks 2 prison. I want 2 C #TaxRecord from every Trump collecting $$ from foreign governments; like they did #HunterBiden. #Do4Do
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Sounds like he’s planning a terrible tragedy.
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Yes, that's an odd thing to say.
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They’re just trying to get to the point where jdv can run for two full terms afterwards, IMO.
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Coacher
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Elon has scrapped his 3rd Political Party, in favor of boosting JD... DJT has got to be feeling a little paranoid about that.
"The 25th Amendment allows the Vice President to take over when the President is incapacitated, dies, resigns, or is removed from office..."
Impeach, impeach, impeach...
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This man does not deserve to be our fucking president. I cannot believe and will never think of him in the future if that is the case. Disgusting
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The Jackals are beginning to circle.
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Not odd when you have that insider info on the orange one's specific health condition.
#TrumpIsAboutToKickTheBucket
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He has already displayed the full spectrum of his incompetence so let's turn him loose in the most important job in the nation
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Remember when Harris wasn't qualified because she was only VP with more elected office experience than this doofus? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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This asshole.
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I kinda doubt he'll get the brainless mob to support him as they do de fuhrer.
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Oops, time for trump to tell JD to stand by the open window.
Trump’s ego won’t stand for this from Vance.
3,2,1.
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Does his search history have anything like "steepest flight of stairs in the White House?"
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Well of course, that's Thiel's plan.
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I'm personally rooting for the cheeseburgers to do what they always do.
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Mike Pence when Trump passes away in his 2nd term
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What does this dude count as a disaster, exactly?
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Well, worse case scenario is it’s a lateral move and we get to celebrate a new holiday.
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"I got plenty of training... when I was on vacation in Vermont and when I was on vacation in Greenland and when I was on vacation on that lake in Ohio and when I was on vacation at Disneyland and when I was on vacation in Europe."
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Trump golfs a lot, but Vance takes a week off every month for vacation. So, I'm sure that cut into his 'on-the-job' training.
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social I think Trump is dying. Care to write a book?
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sounds like he knows
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This clown has been on vacation 90% of the time...
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Yep, I'd say it was pretty official. Trump is dying and they're already preparing themselves for tragedy. I bet JD is jumping up and down with glee when the press aren't looking.
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Trump has not been out in public for the last 2 days…….TRUMP’S HEALTH IS DECLINING BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL DECLINE……..
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He’s so excited about what they have planned that he can’t keep it in
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Dude, you're not ready to be a real boy. I hope that when Trump crosses into hell, you get your un-descended testicles handed to you by the Democrat majorities.
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Hillbilly felony
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He's been on vacation 80% of the time. Learned from lazy Drumpf, obviously.
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Believe me, they can't wait for him to age out, so to speak. He has served his purpose, now he is just in the way.
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He literally is a douche bag.
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Omg. What a fabulous back handed compliment! To himself. And also slightly prescient.
What day is it? Counting the days until the one my slightly witchy 🧙 sister predicted 🌮 would be deed. (Scottish accent).
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This is shit you only say if you're growing a whole field of hemlock.
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I'm sure he's gotten really good at cheating at golf.
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Increasingly, it looks like vance’s beard is peeling away from his face and the whole thing is going to fall into his bowl of soup on camera
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Whoa!!!!
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NOOOOOOO!
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Sounds to me like Vance is planning to overthrow Trump!!!
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Jugular Dissecting Vance
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Better subpoena his prayer transcripts.
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Vance wont rule MAGA, it will collapse and also Vance will finish bringing down the GOP that Trump started doing
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Everyone is laughing but things are going to get much worse with him when he takes over. They've been very open that he was the VP pick because hes theils lapdog and will do everything he wants him to do
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Running around, constantly vacationing, living large on America's dime. Just like his role model Trumpelstein.
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Oh, right, the nonstop vacations 😂
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Well he certainly knows how to vacation.
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He's learning the grift first hand
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The best case scenario is the Fatheaded moron going to sleep and not waking up—I say that because then he won’t grab the football and nuke the world right before he goes.
And the wooden boy is off his My-Chemical-Romance-Eyeliner nut if he thinks anything is going to coalesce around him after.
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YO, CUSHION MONGER, WE DONT WANT YOU EITHER! Go find yourself a job where you'll be quite 'comfortable ' with, .....a 'FURNITURE ' outlet! You can spend all the day humping cushions, AND make minimum wage doing it! LOL
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Jesus. Have mercy.
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It won't get worse, right? We won't find out he's the real puppet master behind all the worse instincts, right? RIGHT???
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Wow.
200 whole days. Not counting all the vacations, of course.
We got outselves another John Adams.
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Ok so taco is close to dying, he would not be allowed to say that if he wasn't.
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USA is TOTALLY FUCKED until January 2029 when we can finally be done with the FASCISTS in line for POTUS because toooooo many IDIOTS DID NOT VOTE in 2024!!
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I mean... he's already killed the Pope, so....? 🤷♀️🤌
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No doubt that the thought makes JD Vance giddy. He’s such a little weasel.
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😂😂😂 He's been practicing being a figurehead by vacationing every month on taxpayers' cash!!!!
WTF, AMERICANS!??
#FIGHTBACK
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The pope was a dry run
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8 vacation s? Great training
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Vance has been vacationing since his term started.
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If God forbid??? Is that what all your praying is for?
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He sure does say "God forbid" a lot when discussing possible scenarios the Trump administration could get into.
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Doing what? Vacationing everywhere on taxpayer dime?
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Orange is not going to be happy to hear this...
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😲Wild!
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Really odd thing to say especially when not asked
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America doesn't need Vance running the country. Too bad a proper election can't be called and save the country from the endless bullshit
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🤮🤮
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You mean 200 days of going on vacay?
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Foreshadowing I guess
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His training taught him to become more expert at lying and manipulating with assurance. He’s a smarmy little fuck face with a transparently huge craving for personal power
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I'm not getting excited until I read with 100% confirmation that it's happened.
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Hand, hat, chemo, radiation, cancer.
