How long did it take before the press figured out to stop telling us about Luigi because we fucking loved it? Think they'll get it faster this time?
I hope this sandwich guy story never stops nypost.com/2025/08/14/u...
DC sandwich slinger ID’d as DOJ trial attorney, fired from position after hurling sub at fed agent
Sean Charles Dunn, who hurled a Subway sandwich at a federal agent in Washington, DC, earlier this week, has been fired from his DOJ role, according to US Attorney General Pam Bondi.