Why do they all talk about bland restaurant chains changing logos like they're Winston Churchill standing before Parliament in May 1940? It's a little unbecoming.

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Me, tears in my eyes: once more into the breach dear friends, we shall break the will of Mott’s Applesauce until they meet our demands of not being woke and also not being an applesauce company

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  1. Standing with Leonidas and 298 of my not gay completely heterosexual ancient spartan friends to guard the pass until they make the Aunt Jemima bottle a racist mammy again

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  2. I take it that you are being satirical. Someone who is not “Woke” is a dirty RACIST. I am a big fan of Mott’s Applesauce.

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