When I was eight or nine I took a girl on a date to behind the corn field where I got her to watch me kick apart an old armchair
Truckstop Vigilante
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Please be normal to me
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eating a big bowl of spicy mustard with my hands on a first date Me, irritably: if i dont get this all over me, it'll be a fucking miracle.
Her, absolutely immaculate and more than 3/4th through a bowl of ranch dressing: you just gotta pace yourself
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I genuinely want to do this. Bonus: rife with double entendre material
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i think a fun first date idea might be to choose a place outside where you can dig a big hole together and then call the digger's hotline
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This was a long time ago so it was back when you could smoke in places
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I was in the b-roll footage on a story on rural local news.
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Yes!!! I remember that!!
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Oh yeah the metalhead one. Thats a good one. Totally
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Thats awesome
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This is REALLY funny
