Like, everything about this screams “handout to the most neurotic anti-crime talking heads currently speaking into talk radio microphones with one hand down their pants”
C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak
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Cadence Andrysiak, 31, some weird assemblage of several species in a trenchcoat. Sewer treatment plant operator, also builds them? He/Him and They/Them. My takes do not represent my employer.
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I dunno, I don’t know too much about the thought that they’ll be guarding polling places, they don’t have the manpower presently to guard every polling location but they are being deployed to do presence patrols and that’s… it?
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People who think a literal observation tower at the mall isn’t enough so we need an MRAP parked at the square, maybe kitted with something in its turret, for the one or two times a year they go ‘downtown’ for something while consulting r/mallninjashit for EDC advice
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This isn’t uwu it’s a distraction thought it’s “People legitimately think TruTV is real” and “We Need Big Strong Soldiers To Be In The Streets To Fight CRIME” because anyone on a sidewalk needs to be surveilled by at least three Ring cameras and movements tracked by a gaggle of Nextdoor commentators
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Maybe I’m just dumb, drunk on hopium/copium, or helplessly naïve but I can’t see a nationwide national guard deployment as literally anything more than TSA-esque security theater oriented exclusively toward folks who insist city streets are literally nothing but Crime Land while they sit at home
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Grow an imagination and do some fictional worldbuilding to have fun, you little shits, I just burnt most of yesterday driving around in Motor Town doing whatever I felt like. No NEXT GEN GRAPHICS needed
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“Sure this thing has limits and constraints but-“
“Y U NO MAKE NEW GAME WIF BETTER GRAFIX???”
Summary execution
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Unable to burp without vomiting, weird thing but at least I can’t be crass THAT way!
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does your body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
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Stupidly checked through the comments sections on Car Mechanic Simulator 2021 (good game! Love it!) and Cities Skylines 2 (took some time to warm up but still love it!) and I can’t think of anything more that I want aside from the absolute death/salting of the earth of “Gamer” as an identity
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Honestly the most outrageous new change at Cracker Barrel is that, when you fail at the peg game, it says there's "no reason to be embarrassed" instead of calling you an "eg-no-ra-moose." Our country is in tatters
