Chili cheese nails might fix me
Chestbursty
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Apples and cinnamon with a touch of nutmeg have entered the chat
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How I've missed out on life:
"Sounds like fun. But what's the parking situation?"
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Moon might be too bright for aurora viewing tonight
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modifying my dna so my fingernails grow in as fritos
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Instead of filling my grave with dirt, fill it with 6 feet of taco meat
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I want to be cremated, but I also want an open-casket funeral with a mannequin in a sasquatch mask instead of my body
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I didn't mow the lawn for a 245th consecutive week
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I hope you find an Easter egg with $30 inside today. Or maybe one with pulled pork.
