Situation: I was bringing in dogs and bags into my 90 degree apartment because the maintenance men left my balcony door and air conditioning running since Friday, waiting for the elevator when door opens and dude w/ 2 dogs mumbles, I say, "Go ahead, my dogs don't care." He pushed the elevator button
and went up to the 4th floor and all the way back down. where I was still standing. I said, "Dude get off the elevator" and walked by and he said something dumb and I said, "Idiot."
The doors were closing and his bursting veins are screaming about beating me up. For his mistake.
The speech:
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This camera is recording me trying to mind my business and pretend you dont exist, so from this moment forward anything that happens is on you.
But real quick: I will post this so fast on every social media channel available and devote my entire life to making you famous. Oh...you'll also..