oh. now I realize Im going to take it a step further and turn the camera off and tell him ill be famous too but not the way that he is because im sorta hot and people seem to like me so go ahead and make my day.
Florida Chris
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sometimes I know I wrote a banger
occurred to me other people might be able to use my script halfway through so feel free! make it your own!
these people are not worth fearing.
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occurred to me other people might be able to use my script halfway through so feel free! make it your own!
these people are not worth fearing.
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be out of a place to live, because Ive already spoken about your violent threats to the manager. ill send them to the police, too. hell, ill tag all the local media. you will be so fucking famous for bothering someone who wanted to be left alone and everywhere you go, people will hate you. think.
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This camera is recording me trying to mind my business and pretend you dont exist, so from this moment forward anything that happens is on you.
But real quick: I will post this so fast on every social media channel available and devote my entire life to making you famous. Oh...you'll also..
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and went up to the 4th floor and all the way back down. where I was still standing. I said, "Dude get off the elevator" and walked by and he said something dumb and I said, "Idiot."
The doors were closing and his bursting veins are screaming about beating me up. For his mistake.
The speech:
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Situation: I was bringing in dogs and bags into my 90 degree apartment because the maintenance men left my balcony door and air conditioning running since Friday, waiting for the elevator when door opens and dude w/ 2 dogs mumbles, I say, "Go ahead, my dogs don't care." He pushed the elevator button
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I am sitting here dreaming up the speech I'm going to give the next time I see the old ass straight white man who told me he'd kick my fucking ass today because I called him a fool for getting angry about something stupid THAT HE DID.
In a pinch, I said "Yeah right, you old bitch," but I want:
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Perhaps unpopular opinion — if you’ve been covering business and the economy for 25 years, you don’t have to cite “economists say” to state the truth — that firing the commissioner of the BLS is a bad thing.
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The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.
All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory
The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip.
