God damn right. People who don't take a blade to my shirts immediately are of a coward
BUM LUNG
@citizenio.bsky.social
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Like if a garbage pail kid was gorgeous
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JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
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"That was a frame perfect rat smash"
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Pure anarcho pop folk
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ANTI-ECONOMY ACTION///ITS ALL MADE UP///JUST LINES AND SHIT
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it's so funny that they're doing honest to God right-Maoism though. like it's going to destroy the country but it is incredibly funny to invent The Great Leap Forward from first principles as a braindead American fascist movement led by the very personification of crass consumerism
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Me at 8pm "what's up pimp?" Me at 8:37, 1 club mate deep - "I didn't mean that. A pimp is the slime of humanity and you my friend tears welling your a giant to me."
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I refuse to believe Gandalf didn't know any better burglars than Bilbo. The guy got around enough. He just thought his friend needed to get out more.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but a red sky at night is a sailors delight and nobodies taking about it
