once a week I get out a big bowl and put a salad in it. i’m calling it ‘big salad’ (name is NOT final)
Dak
@dak.bsky.social
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I’m here to escape from reality
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Things I wish they taught in school:
- Buying real estate/getting a mortgage
- Home maintenance
- That the word ‘lay’ is past tense
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I didn’t grow up with money, but I did think vacation was when Mom rotated the couch to face a different window.
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My parents never hit me. They just shook their heads like they were trying to erase me from memory.
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Just signed up for gym membership and sprained my wrist
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Reheat fish in the office microwave and the smell bonds to your DNA, passing down to future descendants like a cursed perfume.
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My favorite workout is aggressively wiping down counters.
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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re wearing readers to eat coleslaw.
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I want a job where my main duty is nodding slowly in meetings.
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Pour cereal into a wet bowl and the milk lets out a scream only dogs can hear.
