The CEO of a multi-trillion-dollar company walked into the White House, handed the president a gold gift, and soon after, his company got a special exemption from tariffs the president illegally imposed. The Founders took bribery so seriously, they banned it three separate times in the Constitution.
TRANSLATION: COOK KNOWS HOW TO PROTECT HIS COMPANY AND HIS ASS AND YOUR 401K*. TRUMP IS SUCH A MORON IT'S AS EASY AS TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
*ANY 401K CONTAINING A MUTUAL FUND IS EXTREMELY LIKELY TO BE A LARGE HOLDER OF APPLE STOCK.
CEO DECISIONS ARE A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU REALIZE.
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Maybe this was a bit more savvy than bending the knee. Fully.
