the secret service explanation just confirms how fucked up this is
JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip
Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’
Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’
How much did that cost us?
What in the gosh damn fuck?!?
This is yet another example of a Republican husband who can't get his wife wet.
But the order of the kingdom delegates they get to prowl as they will🫢😲🫣😑Or at their will🤯
Environmental impact? Anybody? Bueller?
The way these conservatives just use all the levers of government for personal use is just crazy open corruption.
Secret Service is compromised
Perhaps, like everyone else, if "safe navigation" wasn't possible as-is, the couchfucker in chief should have navigated elsewhere, or not at all.
If you can’t go boating safely due to conditions beyond your control, DON’T GO BOATING
darth most turds do float
Someone please photoshop “Chris Christie on the beach” into Vance’s boat.
...while people living in or near the places where flooding occurred at the campgrounds in Texas continue to find body parts.
What the fuck??
framing this as somehow being just about protecting the safety of the vice president and his family what the fuck
Rising water levels often happens in the swamp.
Ah, to be a privileged white rich asshole.
Princeling.
I want next Dem VP to do the exact same thing to see how the press covers it.
I live in the area. Plenty of other great places to kayak safely. What an entitled ass
We should be happy that he’s getting exercise and sunlight. Always nice to .. uh, get off the couch
These people confidently act like they will never face consequences for their actions.
He should have stayed home and humped the couch
Anyone else think they’re planning a coup? Like sorry, Donnie, the gig is finally up. Vance will pardon you when you leave office, wink wink nudge nudge.
And then the real crap begins.
This is the Little Miami River, flowing through the eastern suburbs of Cincinnati and a super popular kayak spot. I wonder if the local kayak expedition companies were forced to shut down that day as well …
It never occurred to this entitled fucking asshole that he just not go kayaking that one day
I just… what if the water wasn’t high enough so you just didn’t go in? What about that? Ohio is just a VP water park?
We are living in the most bizarre timeline.
It really sucks that this wet sack of shit could be the first millennial president.
He's just getting ready to take over as POTUS and practicing his dick swinging. Unfortunately he is the weenie
Just incredible gaslighting. Nothing like this ever happens outside the United States. I cannot imagine a European politician ordering one of the rivers to be dammed up so he could take a boat ride with his family. Absolutely pathetic.
it's an Oligarchy
This isn't a joke? How is that done? How do you raise the water level of a river without damming it?
The water level charts are damning
I’m sorry WHAT
This is the plan. Use the country like it's their fiefdoms. We really are dealing with billionaire warlords who see the US as nothing more than their personal playgrounds.
This sounds an awful lot like waste fraud and abuse to me
They needed the water to be so deep that there would be no Ogopogo attacks.
"Sorry sir, it's August. They can't make snow for your ski trip. And besides, they don't want you ever to come back to VT."
Yeah, forget the ecosystem, the VP wanted to go boating. 🙄
So all other boaters can risk unsafe waters while Vance and his not white wife enjoy their privileged vacation. They can go F themselves!
Apres lui, le deluge.
Did you see the charts? What a story!
this is literally why the Johnstown Flood happened, because rich and connected people wanted a party
was JDs boat scraping bottom? You know, because of….
If you run aground in water, a real Appalachian gets out of the damned thing and carries it to the next free flow. Too much work for Beardy McSoft though.
Higher water equates with more challenging navigation. The lower the water, the safer it is
Just HAD to use my boat that day!🤬🤬🤬🤬
