Kind of like how Trump keeps telling reporters and other world leaders that he has fixed so many things since he became president like 59 wars and no one is homeless or hungry because everything is so affordable now and every single other world leader loves him, even the ones who have never met him!
If I started every sentence with a claim that I created the moon and you all owe me for it I would be incarcerated for public safety.
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"If I claimed I was an emperor, because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"~ Dennis, the 39 year old peasant.
