Why was the White House jackass on top of the White House today?
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For the same reason the cybertruck exists. He's crazy, but nobody is around to tell him no.
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I'm going to go with psychopathy
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Why couldn’t he fall off, is the real question
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Oh crap, he's getting a medieval style turret for his "castle," isn't he...
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I guess we should be glad he isn’t fiddling?
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I think he just wanted to know if he could do it. Like a child.
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Reciting launch codes like it’s slam poetry night at the geriatric asylum, while nurses begged him to come down and eat his Jell-O before it melted again.
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Because his brain is "shrinking".
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Planning to jump?
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He got lost looking for the bathroom.
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Any chance he’s peeing on it? To claim it as his own? I heard he gets off on that. Allegedly.
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Mid-morning meds hadn't kicked in
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Strong Admiral Boom firing off the cannon vibes coming from the WH jackass.
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Someone forgot to give grandpa his meds.
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He got lost and wandered up there
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King of all he surveys? Admiring his concrete.
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I assume he got lost looking for the bathroom
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Ugh he's such a creep
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