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Chairman Meow

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Stuck in an insane asylum called Earth. Dragged to a MAGA world I fought and voted against my whole life. Hiding from this foul year of our lord, Two thousand twenty five.

  1. i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.

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  2. All these chickens for Colonel Sanders voted for Trump thinking they'd be spared. We warned them. All the white women, POC, immigrants, LGBTQ MAGA voters were fine punishing the "bad" ones.

    Whoopsie.

    We're all in it now.

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  3. scotus, inevitably: yeah well man that's just, like, your opinion

    Civil rights lawyers, bleeding from the ears: This executive order is blatantly unconstitutional!

    DoJ goons: Which part

    Civil rights lawyers, shooting red lasers from their eyes: ALL OF IT

    DoJ goons: which part of the constitution

    Civil rights lawyers, levitating 45' feet in the air: ALL OF IT

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  4. Reporter: The president threatened to use not just the National Guard but the military.

    Bowser: I think I speak for all Americans, we don't believe it is legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil.

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