it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"
imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone
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Something something you are beyond your ancestors’ wildest dreams 😂👖
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turn, turn, turn...
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American dream, baaaabyyyy.
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Full-circle immigrant triumph. Like threading a needle in a hurricane and somehow sewing a whole damn suit.
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Beautiful mental image.
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Guy’s put his dad’s sartorial rizz into the record somewhere, but shout-out to the wider phenomenon of boomer Vietnamese immigrant style. If I said “Cuban” you’d all agree that’s a thing; I promise old Vietnamese dudes in Florida have something too.
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Immigrants?
Get surprising jobs done.
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I guess this is what America was sometimes about. 'Yes, we did the death squads that killed your father and you got asylum and a scholarship, and your novel about the death squads is read in many schools.' Now it's just 'we pay for the death squads, cancel asylum, send you to a concentration camp.'
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❤️🏆
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Proof we live in a weird ass world.
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I just want you to know that I read this to my husband (who loves your suit advice) & he said he wishes you eternal happiness. 😂❤️
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It was meant to be.
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Jutterfly effect
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As Ho Chi Mihn willed
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You're Vietnamese? It all makes sense now 😂❤️
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In my professional football opinion, this is more impressive. There are many people who score touchdowns each season, but almost none rise to the level of art.
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You were born for this moment ! How does it feel to meet your destiny?
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The stuff that dreams are made of
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I didn't know you were a fellow Viet. Not super important, but a pleasant surprise!
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American Dreams come to fruition in delightful ways sometimes
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"The Unsympathizer"
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Half the reason I’m here is your content.
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It's nice.
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🇺🇸 🫡
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Mission Improbable!
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What episode of M.A.S.H. is that?
(I know, I know, M.A.S.H. was the Korean War, not Vietnam)
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This administration is a never ending litany of bad taste and appalling judgment.
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LEGEND.
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there’s only one thing left to do: celebrate. spike that baby right into the end zone grass.
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Maybe you could write an exploration of his badly designed genes, and examine how the poor cut of his jib is resulting in a very unbalanced ghoulish silhouette that over-accentuates to the right?
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The US deserves to be haunted by the Vietnam War until the end of its days, so please, keep up the good work.
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My warmest regards to your parents!
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“..like bringing a football into the endzone” is perfect. Never change.
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Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
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I am imagining it and I have the biggest grin on my face!
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I bet they're not selvedge.
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Sometimes you have to wait for a few decades before the other shoe drops, but it's totally worth it!
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you're a treasure lol
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He should have worn a military style jacket, a small plaid pattern would work like blackwatch colors.
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This is why I still have hope for America.
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You, sir, are a hero. 🙌🏽
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Fuck yeah dude
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And we are grateful for your defense of the American way.
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Thank you for your service derek guy 🫡
