Jennifer Love Hewitt did everything Andy Roddick did, she just did it backwards in high heels.
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ORRRRR Trump already gave Alaska back to Putin just so he’d meet with him
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‘Merica rn
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Alexa do not embarrass me in front of my friends when I say “play ‘80s Hits” by putting Debbie Gibson’s Lost In Your Eyes into the mix as if I would ever listen to that no I didn’t, I mean wouldn’t
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#whatshistory 🗃️
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
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why are you attacking me 😭
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oh no I have no credibility with Portnoy, guess we’re even
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If Trump gives Alaska back, we’ll need to give statehood to DC to keep that round number.
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lol if they could change allll the flags in 1959, I assure you we can do it in the 2020s.
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Marie Antoinette
