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DocDeezWhat
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Deez, squirrel
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On the bad site it's being framed as "DOJ employee caught instigating violence on J6"
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He did but he's a Republican which means if he's given the choice between killing kids or getting yelled at by Trump he's going to kill all the kids
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So tacky
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Also I use it for liquor
Since I'm only 2 and 5/3rds
So far no one has questioned it
I guess they see the fur and think yep, squirrel
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I wrote a letter!
Dear human government whose laws I totally respect, I, Ambien from Twitter not squirrel, have lost my human drivers license. Immediately print a new one and throw it in to the woods wicked hard. Also make it squirrel sized
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Deez
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I did that once!
If instead of jumping head to head on swimmers in a pool you mean driving a stolen moped in to a lake
And by not get wet you mean totally get wet
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That's my goal
Enraging people who should never be allowed to be happy
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I'm gonna tie her so hard
And wear a dress
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I mean I did that once massively hungover and not even realizing we were doing a race
I saw everyone swimming in one direction and figured there was free ham at the other end of the pool