I cage froth in my green rubber pants.
DouglasBaldwin
@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
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God called me. It was an assdial.
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Be the reason why a hands-free toilet flushes as you walk by
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This is transformative aggregate.
It Ranks in the Loft of time.
Exquisite!
Simply exquisite!
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May West woke up under a cow and said “easy boys, one at a time!”
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It’s all static now isn’t it?
Peace nowhere?
Let’s get it over with.
I’ll do it ya scurvy ratfuckers.
Show yourselves!
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Me too! 💥🙄
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Jizzgobber Maxwell causes riot at cowgirl hoozegow. Whoa !!! Nellie !!!
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This is Dean Cain (Superman) straining to pinch one of his kryptonite loaves.
Dean’s a real patriot. He wants to sneak attack Mexican guys who are congregating at Home Deport to perform hard labor but he wants to shackle and deport them while their family starves.
“Super Ice Dick”
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Please send this to the White House for the entrance to the golden dancehall.
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Pigfucker
