Middle-aged, worn out, unhappily married. Went to a Yoga class and chatted with a young (30) attractive ice cream van driver. He propositioned me but I had to turn him down on account of the terrible marriage. Deepest regret of my life. Still think about Mr Whippy.
Submit this to the BBC. They'll turn it into a sitcom.
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They’ll have to get Nigel’s opinion on it first 🤣
